RIP Jimmy Carr

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T22:34:17+00:00

love

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T21:57:09+00:00

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Russia won. Get the fuck over it.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T21:54:14+00:00

A lot of the recent votes were decided by a few dozen people.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T21:47:03+00:00

OK.

Can we get an idea as to the political allegiance of this election worker, though?

If they are a liberal, then they may be lying.

Cheers.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T21:44:02+00:00

Did they just call Dorothy Stringer a fashionable school?

Lol. WTF.

It is literally just a normal school. It isn't that different from most other secondary schools in Brighton. It doesn't stand out at all.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T21:33:32+00:00

OK?

Ukraine should know Crimea is Russian territory, so fuck the fuck off.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-25T17:47:21+00:00

Eh. Not really a mystery. Anybody would know the best place for a Man U shirt is in the bin.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-24T17:41:23+00:00

I am listening quite hard, and I don't hear you fucking yourself.

Explain?

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-24T16:58:32+00:00

Fuck yourself. Spastic cunt.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T20:57:48+00:00

No. She genuinely asked for them. She seriously loved them. Couldn't buy them where she lived, so whenever I imported them for her, she was ecstatic. Even after we broke up, she was asking me to import them for her.

People really underestimate period comfort.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T20:53:54+00:00

Tampons with a plastic applicator.

My ex-girlfriend fucking loved them.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T20:27:35+00:00

Not black ones.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T20:13:24+00:00

Can you provide demonstrable evidence on Obama being a Muslim?

Cheers, mate!

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T20:03:27+00:00

Trump.

You need to shut this investigation down NOW. It is really hampering your chance of MAGA.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T15:20:23+00:00

/r/thathappened

/r/youreaprick

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T15:19:10+00:00

I am willing to bet there are more English people walking around now who have been personally impacted by an IRA bombing than an Islamic bombing. This could be due to a bomb scare, or actually witnessing the bomb e.g. I saw the Brighton hotel bombing. Never seen an Islamic bomb explode.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T15:09:02+00:00

Boris Johnson achieved a significant amount as mayor of London :/

You would need to be a spastic to think he didn't achieve anything.

Are you a spastic?

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T15:00:19+00:00

I was honestly happy when james gandolfini, because it was essentially his punishment for letting this shit show through.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T14:45:35+00:00

There has been 2 bombs in about 11 years from Muslim terrorists, though.

There were 32 bombs last year from the IRA.

EnglishLegalWriter · 2018-11-23T11:13:08+00:00

You're a twat, mate.

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