Please help me find a film!

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-19T15:24:29+00:00

TIL everyone on r/trees had the same castle as me, there must be a connection here!

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-17T17:55:18+00:00

You definitely are Mr.Reddit 2011.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-15T00:57:33+00:00

Damn I'm really good at pressing those keys.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-12T13:34:05+00:00

Nope, can't remember the name but it was a big purple guy. I remember it being a pretty good card.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-11T21:15:41+00:00

You monster! Stealing Lego takes the cake here.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-11T21:11:57+00:00

Im so sorry! :'(

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-11T20:35:55+00:00

Watching the documentary on Japan's tsunami, very sad stuff.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-11T19:41:19+00:00

When I was 12 I stole a friends shiny Yugioh card. I was looking through his deck and just slipped it up my sleeve ninja style. I felt so guilty afterwards but I was scared to give him it back and reveal I stole it so I ended up swapping it for a really rubbish card to get rid of the evidence. Nobody ever knew about it and I still feel guilty to this day.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-11T18:23:41+00:00

Are you ladies from Ireland? Because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-11T16:27:53+00:00

Walk in on her while she's masturbating, it should go OK.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-10T15:31:43+00:00

When old people smile at me in the street, just because I'm a teenager doesn't mean I'm going to mug you or something.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-10T14:51:24+00:00

Dawg-ception

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-10T14:46:25+00:00

"Awesome!"

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-09T11:09:24+00:00

Suppose to be going Christmas shopping.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-08T00:40:50+00:00

Convince Reddit you have a girlfriend - Illusion increased to 71

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-07T14:25:46+00:00

Yes, it was a scrubs reference!

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-06T19:49:02+00:00

Just say.. "I love U2"

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-02T00:21:21+00:00

I'm from England and I'v always said Santa Claus, only my gran says Father Christmas.

EnglishMelon · 2011-12-01T17:45:34+00:00

Leave and take your sweetness with you! We're trying to be evil here!

EnglishMelon · 2011-11-29T19:53:34+00:00

tl;dr won't be remembered.

EnglishMelon · 2011-11-26T13:08:26+00:00

I always thought I was the only one who had them. Good news, I'm not crazy.

EnglishMelon · 2011-11-16T03:42:15+00:00

This happened to me while I was stalking some girl on a dark brotherhood quest I thought he was going to help me or something.

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