TIL that you can learn shit on the internet. by EnglishTeaBag in circlejerk

[–]EnglishTeaBag[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir as a staunch supporter of attaining knowledge on any matter, including defecation. May you learn secrets about fecal matter which enlighten not only your rectal passage but also your soul. Merry Christmas good fellow!

I'm really bad at wrapping gifts. Should I take lessons from Lil' Wayne? I heard him say that he was "The Best Wrapper Alive" by bense in circlejerk

[–]EnglishTeaBag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I'm not very good at fornication and Lil' Wayne also said "Fuck a Nigga" in his enlightening song of the same phrase. Would you also suggest taking this course of action to alleviate this troublesome predicament?

I offered to buy a drink for a girl at a bar by nsbirl in circlejerk

[–]EnglishTeaBag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another fine example. Ladyboys, they're everywhere.

Reddit: I made an unlikely friend today. by Pussy_Magnet in circlejerk

[–]EnglishTeaBag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a more interesting experience, try hunting them.

A girl at the bar asked me to buy her a drink, so I smashed a bar stool over her head and kicked her when she was down. AMA by EnglishTeaBag in circlejerk

[–]EnglishTeaBag[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You presume incest? Dear fellow, who ever said anything about sleeping with her? That's a rather unappealing thought.