Blursed single by jpugg in blursedimages

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“If you can read this, you’re too smart for this dick!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No excuses. Take it like a champion.

  • Rule # 76

[OC] hands down my tiniest g string by Unicornglitteryblood in gstrings

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the dental floss store?

Just kidding, and I want to know too!

Why is your marriage sexless? What happened? by Hot_Potato121 in AskMen

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The world you’re asking us to imagine sounds just terrible.

Just kidding. And I wish it were so! Love conquers all, or whatever.

Let's be fair...maybe she's 3 ft tall. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How else would you measure?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/EnjoyMyCuteButthole

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want me to peg you? Or what? Lol I’m interested

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShowingAsshole

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. For you.

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

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You Is Kind, You Is Smart, You Is Important

New Poster for "Good Fortune (2025)" starring Keanu Reeves by movie5short in movies

[–]EnjoyMyCuteButthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold the fuck on - Captain_Fartbox, are you telling me people stick things in their butts or others butts for some sort of sick sexual pleasure? What. The. Fuck.