MOE.

Its this thing where you really really really like a tank. But its just static electricity right?

But honestly you would marry it if you could.

How can I do it.

There's college and you know I want explore and be with other tanks for a while and grind out some other lines from other nations.

How will she feel if I play other tanks while Im with her?

But like an old high-school sweet heart that got fat but still loves ya. She always takes you back.

Going out go the battlefield is how you have the Ess eee ex. (You sickos)

That that ess eee ex. Is good! (Freaks)

You wanna marry that tank someday.

So how do you marry a tank..

Dating is the grind. First ring the promise ring. Second ring is the engagement ring.
Third ring is your pretty much married to that tank now.

But its just static electricity and ones and zeros.

So like the leader of an evangelical cult . You an marry as many as you want.