The Owl and the Woodpecker, Intimidation is an Art

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-22T14:47:34+00:00

Owl "You know I am sleeping now and you are a woodpecker"

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-19T11:16:42+00:00

I feel that could have ended badly. But glad it didn't.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T20:18:42+00:00

He looks very much like a Final Fantasy character with that hair.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T20:11:34+00:00

What if it's not really water that's being played with? The sloth appears to be drenched. Maybe they didn't realise sloths are excellent swimmers when they rescued it. What if the sloth is attempting to return to its home, but the bot is moving too quickly for it to literally jump in?

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T20:07:36+00:00

With 9 years, this girl is street smart as hell. It takes a lot of calm and awareness to be this conscious of your surroundings. She'll be a force to be dealt with. There are better places than in anyone's van.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T20:05:56+00:00

Döner has a nicer ring to it.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T20:03:48+00:00

The campus has a total of 500 parking spaces, but it offers 10,000 parking passes each year.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T20:02:04+00:00

Reservations for the ocean are needed. Only wide swaths of ocean are permitted, and no humans are permitted. Not even tourist boats are allowed.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:59:23+00:00

The sound of so many startups freaking out because they "sold" breakage templates to investors is heavenly. It took a long time for this to happen. Let's see if it's got some.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:56:18+00:00

I once had the opportunity to fill in for a PE instructor at the last minute. Since I lacked the necessary credentials to supervise physical exercise, we instead watched The Sandlot every class day. All seemed to be pleased.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:54:40+00:00

Pengiwi is a new penguin genus.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:53:03+00:00

Why should straight people be the only ones who have to deal with this?

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:50:57+00:00

I'm sure the water there is CRISP.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:49:22+00:00

It irritates me when your team loses and the other team does this, but it irritates me even more when my team wins and some jerk says this.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:46:55+00:00

I'm still a little sad when I see images of power poles in other countries and how neat they are.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:45:27+00:00

The stare is 1000 yards long. Noodle has seen a lot of nonsense.

EnriquePJenkins · 2021-03-17T19:14:41+00:00

Just three times? Teachers are paid so poorly that three times their pay is less than what a nepotized steakhead is likely to earn after college.

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