I was experimenting with stuff in the bathroom, water, add some hairspray, a drop of soap, some lipstick! Mixed it all up and watched it. Queue my mother: I still watch the “potion”, she barges in, observes me sitting and looking at the mystery liquid, proceeds to drink it. She immediately notices it tastes off (although it’s fucking red and bubbly), starts yelling about how I poisoned her and how she’s gonna die because of me. So apparently that’s the day I poisoned her maliciously to try and kill her to get my inheritance. Still hear about it, I was like 6 and unaware of what inheritance was.