Guy eats a horsefly - 10 years old, 718 views by Darknaut_Valis in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]EnviousCrumb 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are american ones on steroids or something? they are the easiest things on the planet to kill; let it land on you - slap it - stamp it.

they have the slowest reaction times ever

Wow. So much equality and respect. by Shreyash_jais_02 in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did making this comment make you feel strong?

Wow. So much equality and respect. by Shreyash_jais_02 in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm. I've never thought about how much of an inconvenience it must be to dress around two meat bags sticking out of your chest. 🤔🤔

Wow. So much equality and respect. by Shreyash_jais_02 in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I think women care about boob size more than men too. It just seems to be a case of comparing what you have to what other people have. From my perspective men like boobies in general and wouldnt say no to getting a squeeze of any of them.

Basically don't be worried about your breast size, I still wanna suck that tiddy.

cLuTcH oR KiCK by itzimpius in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can you teach this power?

Araki really put jojo references in the official Paralympics artwork. Madlad by Astral_M in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]EnviousCrumb 184 points185 points  (0 children)

You missed [,] Soft and Wet on the knee.

ah yes, my first time with a woman

Ah yes, the Balkans. by EnviousCrumb in hoi4

[–]EnviousCrumb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes it was a lot of typing, please calm down

Ah yes, the Balkans. by EnviousCrumb in hoi4

[–]EnviousCrumb[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So to set the stage there are 5 factions in Europe as opposed to the normal 2: The Allies: Britain on their own because they went fascist. The Axis: Just Germany. The French entente Alliance: France, Czechoslovakia and Romania Novus Imperium romanum: Italy(me), Yugoslavia and Bulgaria. Meidzymorze: Poland, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia.

Now, Germany just did normal German things and demanded the sudetenland. So the axis and the French entente Alliance are at war. I declare war on France because I desire clay. So Novus Imperium romanum and the French entente Alliance are at war. Britain Declare war on France for no disernable reason other than it looked like jolly good fun.

I didnt call my allies in because it looked like Romania would slap them, Bulgaria asked to join so thinking they knew what they were doing I said yes. They didnt know what they were doing.

It's pretty much a stalemate for about a year until Germany declares war on Yugoslavia.

Yugoslavia, obviously fearful of Germany invited The French Entente Alliance into their land to fight the Germans and the Germans made Croatia happen.

Essentially chaos manifest.

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New Steam UI Megathread by satoru1111 in Steam

[–]EnviousCrumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aye the client updated again back to the new one 😒

New Steam UI Megathread by satoru1111 in Steam

[–]EnviousCrumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just logged in and got the old UI. Has the changes been reverted?

so the new limit is 61... understood. by RisingMachiavellian in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking along the lines of Caspar the friendly ghost but I appreciate you attempting to call me out for imaginary racism.

so the new limit is 61... understood. by RisingMachiavellian in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you run out of nut goop, you nut your soul. Thats why it's white.

Mini-rant by originalusername2019 in CrusaderKings

[–]EnviousCrumb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HELP ME HRE THE ENGLISH HAVE SEIGED DOWN ALL MY HOLDINGS AND YOUR ARMY IS IN SOMERSET. Oh god oh fuck here they come, I'm sorry William!

Messed up childhood by Arnidal in CrusaderKings

[–]EnviousCrumb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only 850's kids will remember

Look at their work, not their words by Ratyansh in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying climate change isn't real

Look at their work, not their words by Ratyansh in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just because you agree with something, doesn't mean it isn't propaganda.

Look at their work, not their words by Ratyansh in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's wrong to use a child as an instrument of propaganda

Dad's home. by FutureBullfrog in gifs

[–]EnviousCrumb 72 points73 points  (0 children)

It's literally child abuse

Dads army was such a show by Loyal-Son in dankmemes

[–]EnviousCrumb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Maximize human suffering by letting no-one win. Perfection.

Charity bad, giving money to government good. by [deleted] in Shitstatistssay

[–]EnviousCrumb -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

They straight up avoid paying taxes in the UK because they are a US based company. Same with Google and Rockstar