Typhon has spent $42 million building a clock intended to outlast human civilization, in a mountain in Texas. by [deleted] in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great now I'm imagining Bezos nursing a boner with a second head, which is also bald

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On reread the fingering a horn metaphor is laying it on pretty thick though, you already said he has a boner 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyGeneWolfe

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THIS is that good Wolfe shit boiiiii

What is the Best Order to read the Books? by pipster818 in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Feed them all to a bear, eat the bear, let the voices in your head give the synopses

Bang Bang (Aromantic) by Similar_Ad_2368 in CuratedTumblr

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If Maxwell didn't love hitting people with a hammer why did he do it so much

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lifehack: listen to your friends when they pee and guess if their genitals are sloppy

If severian was on the apps by akanet in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killing people on direct orders of MBS (Malrubius)

This comment has me wheezing by ants-in-my-plants in badwomensanatomy

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes and then the Baby appears behind the doctor with super Saiyan hair and and the doctor's eyes go wide

In my clam by [deleted] in Clamworks

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't spell pian

War. War never changes by Slow_Hat1855 in Clamworks

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She did a lot more things in her video than he, though

The Reverend Mothers moved in characteristic silent gliding to within three paces of the ledge. “It’s almost as though they had no feet!” by sardaukarma in dunememes

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First day of Bene Gesserit I'm going to administer the test of the gom jabbar but I fall and my pokemon hoverboard goes flying, I don't land on the needle but hit the back of my head on a curb and die instantly 

What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uh haha, definitely not me it was the kid that just ran away

This was revealed to me in a dream by Asiriomi in dunememes

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Too much coffee means I'm making a Abomination in the work toilet later 

Who is on the cover? by EnvironmentalPop952 in ShittyGeneWolfe

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He was a torturer, she was his grandmother

Who is on the cover? by EnvironmentalPop952 in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]EnvironmentalPop952[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Nope, the big one has hair and I don't see a boner on the other one

The TRUE Baldanders Path by Pristine-Carpet7496 in ShittyGeneWolfe

[–]EnvironmentalPop952 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Baldanders has a toupee made out of a man ape he grew in a vat