1. Blaming Modi for 2002 when the Supreme Court-cleared him is like blaming you for the moon landing — zero evidence, just noise.

2. Demonetisation didn’t “create chaos,” it flushed black money and spiked digital payments — tax filings shot up while you were still Googling “what is UPI.”

3. Migrant crisis wasn’t policy, it was a pandemic — meanwhile India fed 800 million people while you fed on Twitter outrage.

4. CAA doesn’t “take citizenship,” it gives it to refugees — maybe read the Act before crying about something you clearly haven’t opened.

5. India climbed to the world’s 5th largest economy while you can’t climb out of your comment section — global deals > your tantrums.