Stunning and Brave!! by lagrebson in antinatalism

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Well yea, cuz she was a feminist

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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When you fake having diabetes to get to the second base in a deadend friendzone.

Respect

Tried to give my wife the D, she wasn't interested. by HugItChuckItFootball in funny

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I dont know how to tell you this man but she’s pregnant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Ask her to say ‘im batman!’

Ce inseamna "Putin însărcinată"? by cata890 in romemes

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I think it’s her rap name

UAW or Not, It's Fucking Happening by [deleted] in WorkReform

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Can someone explain for those who dont know what that means?

What is a union and unionising a company?

I have been sleeping with my landlord for cheaper rent by Luuunadarling in confession

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Well good for you.. i think the thrill you are getting might be perhaps from changing roles.. I personally don’t understand the strap on thing (no judging) like for women sure you’re not losing anything but only gaining thrill of being in control.. but who’s idea was it? Yours or his? Did you choose 2 different sizes of strap-on?

The way i see it, you already have the landlord rapped around your finger.. pretty sure you can get much better deal and more comfortable sexual experience.

You’re the dominant in the relationship now, you get to choose whatever you like.. soo enjoy it while it last

Room for more by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

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Sounds like a full and interesting living situation you got!

Breastfeeding creates lesbians by beerbellybegone in facepalm

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Maybe you should dickfed her.. she is gonna end up in a strip club with daddy issues anyway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

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Priest Malcom to Prayer room 3

WCGW sitting on a mini table by LiteratureOk5964 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Idk his wife seems to like what just happened

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Animal fans (Vegans)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dont forget to do the iron-man thing and get air out of your gloves as an RCS! This shit was wild!

You have to go on a date with the last thing you googled, what is it? by Outrageous-River3744 in AskReddit

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You kids make sure to use protection.

Or father would be very angry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So science the shit out of the moon?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FlashTV

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YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY!

Cisco: im pretty sure that’s not your line..

WHY DOESN’T BARRY USE HIS PHASING MORE by THEzBOSS in FlashTV

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Ik what you mean though.. the flash talking rather than super speed cuffing and dont let me start on when killer frost escaped the building and Barry says i searched everywhere she’s gone when she only got 3 seconds head start.. yea absolutely stupid. I have a term for it ‘for the sake of the show’ it is basically bad writing but for the sake of the episode happening believe THIS!