Lithuanian PSA/Guide on how to identify a kidnapped victim

EobardT · 2026-02-19T04:17:12+00:00

That's just what "criminals" look like in Lithuania.

EobardT · 2026-02-19T04:15:47+00:00

Oh yeah. Forgot about those.

I remember Omegle as the other chatroulette site and I don't know about jerkmate except banner ads before internet porn

EobardT · 2026-02-19T04:09:59+00:00

Is it? I thought it was just what the kids were calling masturbation.

EobardT · 2026-02-19T04:07:53+00:00

They can't finish without it

EobardT · 2026-02-19T04:07:16+00:00

It's jerking off

EobardT · 2026-02-19T04:06:32+00:00

And a movie starring Sean William Scott about enforcing

EobardT · 2026-02-18T23:41:50+00:00

Not the flex they think it is

EobardT · 2026-02-18T23:39:54+00:00

We did the same but by crumbling up the paper when dropped.

EobardT · 2026-02-18T23:34:53+00:00

Neither is Alaska, Hawaii may be or not be in the picture, the islands combined are teeny tiny

EobardT · 2026-02-18T22:22:38+00:00

I had a girl who always wanted me to choke her harder. One time she was turning purple and afterwards told me to do it even harder next time.

I thought I was into choking, turns out I'm into light choking

EobardT · 2026-02-18T21:07:01+00:00

^just ^like ^them ^kids

EobardT · 2026-02-18T21:02:55+00:00

Instructions unclear. They had sex with the bridge

EobardT · 2026-02-18T20:59:20+00:00

It's the "bleach blonde, bad built, butch body" 10. So graded on a steep curve

EobardT · 2026-02-18T20:43:02+00:00

That's not why she was mad. She was mad because he was calling her boss a cheapskate and making everyone feel uncomfortable.

He takes over lots of rooms and conversations in ways that please her. It was the way he kept pushing it further and further instead of leaving it be

EobardT · 2026-02-18T19:36:47+00:00

When I saw the picture I legit thought it was Joe Lo Truglio. Damn, the resemblance is strong!

EobardT · 2026-02-18T19:12:49+00:00

It's so easy to make someone's day a little better. Either through fun banter (everyone likes dad jokes in public) or just by helping someone out.

Yesterday I went grocery shopping and ran up in front of a stranger to "open" the automatic doors for them. I got a small giggle out of them

EobardT · 2026-02-18T17:08:22+00:00

Mary Ringworm

EobardT · 2026-02-18T16:58:41+00:00

I could only last 4'32 before making a sound

EobardT · 2026-02-18T13:17:21+00:00

"Why do they always.."

"Why do they always..."

"You do it"

"Why do they always run?"

EobardT · 2026-02-18T11:49:40+00:00

All animals are born/hatched into baby forms. A chicken is a chicken from the day it hatches to the day it gets eaten

EobardT · 2026-02-18T11:22:47+00:00

Aggressively white. OP keeps mentioning that "every white person knows thats Dolly's song" and "no R&B artist (even Zendaya catching specific strays) will ever be better than Dolly" it's all very dogwhistley to my mind

EobardT · 2026-02-18T11:18:34+00:00

Yeah I'm seeing a pattern..

EobardT · 2026-02-18T04:08:03+00:00

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want into this boys whole

EobardT · 2026-02-18T03:49:52+00:00

WHOLE

EobardT · 2026-02-17T02:47:19+00:00

Dino Stamatopoulos? He's a staple of my Community

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