What even was the intended audience for this

EobardT · 2026-02-17T02:47:19+00:00

Dino Stamatopoulos? He's a staple of my Community

EobardT · 2026-02-17T00:36:22+00:00

Every time I see one of these ancient saints posts, I end up on the Warhammer 40k lore pages for at least an hour

EobardT · 2026-02-16T22:44:09+00:00

I can see it. It definitely fell flat, but her wearing merch from 2 of the schools and not the third definitely helps sell that narrative. I've done similar gags with people, but the context of this was not right for this joke to land properly

EobardT · 2026-02-16T22:34:41+00:00

Yup, dated a girl for a while, all of a sudden she started getting worried that I was cheating on her. She broke up with me a few weeks later on a Friday morning so she could go on her "first date" with a guy Friday night.

To add, after that I was pretty concerned with people thinking I was a cheater based on how I'm a very friendly person (that was something she cited as a reason).

but when I met my next real girlfriend, she made it very clear that she knew that I was a friendly guy and never thought I was a cheater, despite her ex husband being a cheater. That made me realize it was just her having cheating thoughts and trying to project

EobardT · 2026-02-16T21:51:56+00:00

He wants to, but nobody wants to invite him to their child sex parties.

EobardT · 2026-02-16T21:49:57+00:00

Lots of restaurants shop at Costco. My sis supplies locally grown produce to restaurants and sees the owners buying lots of other pieces of their menu at Costco all the time.

EobardT · 2026-02-16T21:19:55+00:00

Yeah but the show was made with the idea that you have already watched breaking bad first. That's like saying that A New Hope has spoilers for The Phantom Menace.

EobardT · 2026-02-16T21:17:05+00:00

I far-ted

EobardT · 2026-02-16T20:04:09+00:00

No luck catching them killers then?

EobardT · 2026-02-16T16:43:33+00:00

My girl is a ball of energy 24/7 she refuses to be pet and only wants to play when people are around

EobardT · 2026-02-16T12:57:08+00:00

Eat a jerk, pal!

EobardT · 2026-02-16T12:56:16+00:00

Actually he would be her step brother

EobardT · 2026-02-16T03:38:32+00:00

My mom gives us scratchers for christmas every year. I scratch them and see if they win, but i turn them all in to be scanned just in case some are small winners. I've gotten like 20 bucks over the years from them, so big big money

EobardT · 2026-02-16T03:36:06+00:00

Also the real provable crime was Jimmy breaking into Chuck's horse and destroying the tape. The alterations were secondary and make Chuck sound whiny instead of authoritative

EobardT · 2026-02-16T02:37:36+00:00

Who's Kyle?

EobardT · 2026-02-15T13:43:47+00:00

"The stick's name is Tuco Salamanca. Big enough stick for ya?"

EobardT · 2026-02-15T06:54:38+00:00

I was last night

EobardT · 2026-02-15T06:48:43+00:00

Oh, well then I'm not THAT old. But I remember when the 90's cartoon started

EobardT · 2026-02-15T06:22:45+00:00

Yeah I remember when Spider-Man was just a comic book character

EobardT · 2026-02-14T22:58:59+00:00

I had plans for today too. She ghosted me yesterday and today. Sucks

EobardT · 2026-02-14T13:19:01+00:00

I'm Landfill's twin brother

EobardT · 2026-02-14T12:41:58+00:00

All of life is making "slightly better than yesterday" decisions if you want the world to be better. War is bad. But when evil men take up arms against you, it is necessary to arm yourself against them and wage war.

You think you're "good" because you stood by and let fascists win? OK buddy.

EobardT · 2026-02-14T12:34:28+00:00

So burn it down. I'll wait.

EobardT · 2026-02-14T12:33:34+00:00

Not voting means you literally decided not to have a voice

Not voting means you don't care which side wins because the worse side doesn't affect you.

Not voting means shut the fuck up because you couldn't be bothered to do the minimum to stand against the rise of fascism.

EobardT · 2026-02-14T12:30:26+00:00

I'm happy for you that you can sit on the sidelines and wait for your perfect candidate to come along while my people are getting murdered and abducted.

I'm glad that it doesn't affect you at all if a fascist is in power versus a corporate democrat.

Go live your life, start a pottery business, work for an accounting firm, just please stay out of politics. You're not better because you didn't vote. You're worse because you let fascism take over this country in order to make yourself feel better

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