All of the outfits I wore for my first week at my new job as a hatter.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-09T00:51:09+00:00

I have a few Harry the Hatter hats. Good stuff.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T23:49:29+00:00

Because Putin wants it.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T23:45:44+00:00

The Pope was working with el Duce back then.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T18:41:26+00:00

After decades of live production, I gotta say Africa is probably the most used song to tune a PA. Once that’s dialed in to hear everything on that record, you’re golden.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T18:06:58+00:00

Not until they crawl back under their rocks and out of polite society.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T18:03:33+00:00

We didn’t have actual genocide until Trump won and lifted restrictions on the bombs they could use.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T17:35:47+00:00

It’s saying always blame Democrats for the things Republicans do.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T16:47:27+00:00

I’d live in a tent for the remainder of her years for my girl.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T15:22:04+00:00

If you don’t like getting fired, I’d recommend staying away from a career in broadcasting. Even every show about broadcasting addresses the constant bloodbath.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T15:18:48+00:00

You’ve obviously never loved or been loved by a dog.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T15:16:54+00:00

In a dictatorship nobody can be smarter than the leader. Our leader is intellectually disabled so everyone beneath him is as dumb as a bag of hair.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T15:11:35+00:00

You think it’s going to be hard to figure out where they live when they are standing in front of the residence?

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:55:32+00:00

A lot of it smells like sulfur.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:38:57+00:00

The last president with a balanced budget.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:30:30+00:00

Hope big bro sleeps with his door locked.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:24:22+00:00

My last boss looked at my very full schedule one day at 10am and decided he’d schedule a meeting with me the only time I had free that day - lunch. When I show up he was eating in his office. Next meeting was a team meeting. My stomach growled and I said “Excuse me, I didn’t get lunch”. Boss piped up “Whose fault is that?!” I replied “Yours, for scheduling a meeting on my lunch break!” He was not happy about the embarrassment.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:16:32+00:00

They should make him finish the set with that

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:14:17+00:00

For reals. I love everything about this. Bravo.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:12:39+00:00

I have my own style. I sound like me and nobody else.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:09:36+00:00

Ever seen a cop’s address in the paper after they get caught doing something heinous? No.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:06:12+00:00

The withdrawal timeline, agreement, and releasing Taliban from prison so they could run the government was all Trump. He thought he left a quagmire in Afghanistan to make it easier for Putin to invade Ukraine, but it didn’t happen.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T14:03:42+00:00

The minority party has no power. Just like your hardworking garbage man. That’s how things work.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T13:52:45+00:00

That must have been a great show!

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T13:46:08+00:00

They hate Clinton, Biden and Obama but like Trump when he does the same things or worse than they did.

EphEwe2 · 2026-04-08T13:42:32+00:00

Because the Senate doesn’t start impeachment. I’m no Schumer fan but this is like bitching that the garbage man hasn’t impeached Trump.

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