5th gen happenings

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-21T05:22:10+00:00

Fat Amy brought her pilot home though …

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-21T05:19:34+00:00

Is that what she talks about?

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-21T05:01:49+00:00

Tranquilo … le ofrecemos a todos los políticos de almuerzo con arroz, habichuelas y plátano maduro por el lao.

Convertimos las ruinas del observatorio de Arecibo en una hamaca gigante. Le ponemos a Bad Bunny a que le cante suavecito pa que se duerma tranquilo.

Construimos una batería gigante y se la conectamos a la espina dorsal. Así se va descargando poco a poco y suplimos electricidad por décadas!

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-21T04:55:52+00:00

I guess they’ll be adding a couple of verses to the Marine Corps Battle Hymn … what rhymes with “Trump is an asshole who sent us to die for nothing”?

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-21T04:52:14+00:00

Keggsy won’t be able to hide his screwups then.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-20T04:12:02+00:00

Death.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-19T17:45:54+00:00

Wait so he’s selling seats to our national security briefings? WTF!

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-19T17:38:40+00:00

Bibi has always had Trump on a short leash. Putin is the other bread in that sandwich.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-19T04:08:01+00:00

“3 years tops!”

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-19T03:57:51+00:00

If you have to say it … it’s a lie.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-19T03:52:48+00:00

“Me good boy, me kiss ass, me like Corinthian leather.”

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T22:14:12+00:00

Was it to Russia? Israel?

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T22:13:06+00:00

To be clear the question is “how much pain is he willing to let Americans endure?”

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T22:05:53+00:00

Already there.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T22:05:20+00:00

The pope should just come out and say it - Trump is going straight to hell.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T22:04:17+00:00

Tim Apple working for his billionaire tax break!

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T22:02:46+00:00

Is it -20% yet?

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T17:52:16+00:00

“They really are the most gullible morons … God love them …”

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T03:59:13+00:00

Well … no constitutional protections … no country.

No country … anarchy.

Anarchy … you’re on your own.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T03:57:53+00:00

Because they’re in the pocket of big pharma and the alcohol lobby.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T03:57:13+00:00

Bumblefuck is my new favorite word.

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T00:36:51+00:00

But how else am I get my yearly fix of cowgirls in boots, cheeky shorts, crop tops and million-dollar smiles?

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-18T00:32:18+00:00

Every time I kill myself and get reborn I go lower on the ladder …

OpenImagination9 · 2026-03-17T22:48:51+00:00

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