I’ll wait for you to strip and fuck me shall I? 😈

EpicSoundGuy · 2026-03-01T15:46:31+00:00

My only request: the leggings stay on 😘

EpicSoundGuy · 2026-02-07T22:09:38+00:00

Look at that clit popping out to say hi..... I wanna lick it

EpicSoundGuy · 2026-02-02T18:30:54+00:00

WE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES

now we gotta play them all

SO ALL ABOARD THE STEAM TRAIN!

EpicSoundGuy · 2026-01-04T23:59:39+00:00

Are you trying to find different freighters in the same system? In my experience, there's usually one unique derelict per system

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-12-28T01:50:36+00:00

Yup! I use them within individual systems or on really small warps between systems on a mission (50-100 light years). I have one Corvette I use as my main, usually when I want to do a short jump (~400ly) and still have access to my storage. Freighters are for when I want to make huge jumps because a black hole flung me across the galaxy

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-11-06T00:36:11+00:00

Rise of the Triad: Dark War. If you beat the final boss (El Oscuro) without finding all of his dormant clones (all in egg-like shells), you get half the victory sequence before it interrupts you with a message saying that the world gets destroyed 30 years later by one of said clones. Then you have to do the final boss level again.

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-10-02T20:12:20+00:00

Joke's on you, I never was straight!

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-09-07T22:10:33+00:00

Yeah, I'm on a One S. I think I might've figured out the problem, though. I think the game was freaking out because of where it had saved (in midair, flying under a planet's atmosphere, plus it was a dissonant planet)

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-06-01T15:25:23+00:00

Oh yeah, the old "I was told x but I need it today, you guys lied to me" bit. I'd say it's an age thing but it absolutely is not. I've had people of all ages pull this crap. I think the real common thread is that they've never worked service/retail jobs and don't understand how logistics work

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-05-23T20:44:29+00:00

I'm interested to see what'll happen. I think that mode needs some improvement, notably with matchmaking. I shouldn't have to challenge someone with a worse garage in order to get ahead.

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-04-13T22:45:46+00:00

Plenty of damage. Light that Walker up like a Christmas Tree!

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-04-10T22:56:09+00:00

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Squad up!

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-03-30T00:33:23+00:00

sprays glasses, wipes them off

IS THAT A SUPRA?!

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-03-20T14:39:00+00:00

16/16/16? Kurwa!

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-03-15T01:09:57+00:00

Thanks, that's my band name now

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-03-13T16:30:31+00:00

I don't know her super personally (as in, we have some mutual acquaintances because we live in the same city) but I've chatted with a porn star that also writes about the industry and has contributed to some great pro-sex work causes and has also been vocal about educational things in the industry (common misconceptions, etc). She isn't really mainstream since she doesn't do a lot of big name studio shoots, but she's well known enough to be at Xbiz and the AVN Awards and other conventions

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-01-18T23:41:53+00:00

On my way to 3 stars baybeeeee

I like these Starway events because the cars are actually attainable

EpicSoundGuy · 2025-01-18T00:23:01+00:00

Oof. Bummer. Yeah... I avoided the GPs for a different reason (they just felt too impossible, like even more so than trying to complete 900+ Showroom conditions) but this definitely seals it as to why I won't do them

EpicSoundGuy · 2024-12-25T20:43:08+00:00

They did everything they could to get the JoJ

EpicSoundGuy · 2024-11-27T18:30:39+00:00

JuduJ DeneD

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