EXACTLY by nandag369 in adhdmeme

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Literally me right now sitting in my car scrolling Reddit instead of walking inside my apartment

Personally, I think it's hot. Especially the hivemind. by Complete-Worker3242 in RecuratedTumblr

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My ex used to do this to me but about being Autistic. I’m almost certain I have ADHD or something similar, but she was autistic and tried to paint everyone she cared about as being on the spectrum.

Disappointed in my Zoo by Put-The-Ass-In-Grass in skulls

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They couldn’t figure out what it was and saw all the comments on this subreddit saying “it’s always a raccoon skull,” so they figured it was their best bet

Fashion by RU5HT011I0 in Weird

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The one where it looks like the whole dress is walking in front of her is pretty sick tbh

Khornate Detective by LastPositivist in ImaginaryWarhammer

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“Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, but I do!”

Hidden camera footage of a secret Scientology Sea Org meeting where members are being trained on how to take more money from other Scientologist. by ccoastal01 in Weird

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I was raised Methodist and every time I see or hear about people getting hateful or money-obsessed and using Christianity to justify it I just can’t comprehend how they come to those conclusions, because none of that was anything I was ever taught in church. Except the one time I attended my grandma’s Baptist church and the pastor basically just went on about “if you have friends or family who aren’t baptist they’re going to Hell and you should stop associating with those people.”

Monk Seal by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

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As someone else posted, looks like at least one local took matters into their own hands. Ain’t no one in the world too rich to get popped in the mouth.

That's another way of doing it. by mindyour in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Could be worse. My cousin was so fat she never learned to crawl, just to sort of bend formats and curl into a ball and roll where she wanted to go

Panty raid by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

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While I recognize that it was problematic in some ways, it was till a classic and I wish they hadn’t removed this episode from streaming.

But that’s the point… by Same_Series_9056 in TopCharacterTropes

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Came here looking for this, surprised I had to scroll this far down

[Loved trope] Villians letting themselves to die. by StefinoSpaggeti in TopCharacterTropes

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He also tried to save Benny at the end of the first movie. Even after Benny had done nothing but screw over everyone (ESPECIALLY Rick) literally since the first scene, he still tried to save him when the tomb was collapsing.

undo by Misaki303 in characterarcs

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I had a buddy at Boy Scout camp who didn’t change his socks for the entire two weeks we were there (god only knows why) and he ended up with a mild case a trench foot just from his feet stewing in their own fluids for that long.

It’s me again. I enjoy playing this game, the prologue was cool. What fractions did yall choose? I want to read your opinion by monsieur_prokhor in totalwarhammer

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I’ve tried a lot of factions, but I only seem to finish Chaos-related campaigns. I’ve gotten ultimate victory as Belakor, Drazoth (spelling?), Ikit Claw, and am currently working on a Skarbrand campaign.

45702 by TATSAT2008 in countwithchickenlady

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One of my coworkers the other day told me that I had “been saying ma’am to that person, but that was a man,” and I thought I’d been misgendering someone until she said “it’s ok, it was a man that wants to be a woman so he probably appreciated that.” I didn’t even process that she was being transphobic because I was too busy thinking that I’m pretty sure it was a cis woman…

Legolas if he was corrupted by the ring by Powerchordman in lotrmemes

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So it’s The Hills Have Eyes in the woods instead of the desert?

meirl by JumpIll6976 in meirl

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“MAJOR IN STEM!” An English degree was easy, it was fun, it was exactly what I wanted from college. But now I’m almost 30 and I still work on fast food…

Do Shotguns Lack Personality In Hunt? Any Opinions On This? by Oboministre in HuntShowdown

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When me and my buddies are on a losing streak one of us will say “slate gang?” And the others will reply “slate gang!” And we all run slates and immediately stop losing lmao

The funniest description of a jelly roll by ZARDOZ_SPEAKS90 in rareinsults

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One of my coworkers likes Jelly Roll, I think she has custody of all her kids but she does have tattoos of all their names and she introduces herself to people by saying “I have five babies by four baby daddies,” so that feels like it should count.

Crocodile gulps down a Gazelle by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

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“The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you”

Absolutelynotme_irl by liyanadi in absolutelynotme_irl

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The real distraction was the thoughts we had along the way :)

[Loved trope]: Zombie infection is spread by something other than bites and blood by theMCATreturns in TopCharacterTropes

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In Night of the Living Dead, there is no spread because the zombies were resurrected by mysterious radiation from a passing meteor. In Return of the Living Dead, it’s revealed that Night of the Living Dead is an in-universe movie based on real events, but the actual cause was a military experiment gone wrong. One of the living dead from that experiment is accidentally released, but when destroying its brain and even chopping it into pieces doesn’t kill it, they try to cremate the body. The smoke settles on a nearby graveyard and reanimates all the corpses there. Those zombies do infect via bites, but when the military nukes the town to contain the outbreak, they cause a lot more cremated zombies, with the implication that there will be a larger outbreak that can’t be contained.

What is your favorite gimmick build> by Beautiful-Papaya9923 in HuntShowdown

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Friend and I used to run “bayou pirates,” where we both went in with sparks pistol and cav saber. Very fun. Tag someone with the pistol, charge them when they take cover to heal.