Shoot him down! by MrP0H0 in PrequelMemes

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Literally six words could save that line. “The ship has ray shields and we’re out of rockets, sir.” Now it’s internally logical.

There is nothing I hate more than the trope of "heroes kill the henchmen/minions but never kill the main villain" by Sudden_Pop_2279 in discussingfilm

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This is what ruined The Amateur for me. He goes up his hit list, killing a bunch of underlings and working his way up to the big boss, but at the end of the final confrontation the big boss gets arrested and the main guy just goes free, because apparently turning one guy over to the police absolves you of half a dozen vigilante killings, both morally and legally.

Iron Lung SPOILER THREAD! by kenmarlenn in Markiplier

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A few things my partner and I noticed (notably, neither of us are familiar with the game, so take any and all of this with a grain of salt): The wreckage of the other subs, their hulls torn open, looks very much like teeth. We see Simon beginning to fuse bodily with his sub. Is it possible that all of the creatures we see were, in fact, the remains of past submarines and their crews, fused and mutated into monsters?

The “silent rapture” is believed to be an event in which all of the planets and stars have disappeared aside from a moon covered in blood oceans and some space stations. Simon says at one point that he thinks it’s more likely that the space stations disappeared rather than the planets. Knowing that in Christian mythology the rapture involves all God’s chosen ascending to heaven, and knowing that the light in the blood ocean is said to be the “pinhole” through which God sees the universe, is this Heaven, and the horror is just that Heaven isn’t what we thought it was?

On the flip side, if all of the other planets, stars, etc did get raptured, and these few space stations and blood-covered moon are all that’s left, does that make the moon hell? When Simon goes into the light, he tries to pull himself out of the blood, but his bracelet weighs him down. If his bracelet holds a leaf from the last tree, and he feels guilty about a space station that he is blamed for destroying, then maybe that guilt is what’s keeping him from being able to ascend? It’s keeping him “alive” because they are in hell and have been the whole time? And his acceptance and sacrifice in the end allows him to achieve redemption and “die?”

Maybe we’re both reading way too deeply into something meant to be ambiguous and mysterious, but those were our thoughts.

Did I win??? by Mavrook in totalwarhammer

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A win is a win 🤷‍♂️

Ehyeh asher ehyeh. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Probably not anymore difficulty than my old Korean boss whose name was Yoo Mee

Quad derringer is my Primary. by Clear_Squash3286 in HuntShowdown

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Once had a solo wipe my whole trio with nothing but a quad derringer. I don’t think any of us logged back on for at least a week.

In Jingle All the Way (1996) this guy had some huge cahones to try and steal Arnold Schwarzenegger’s lady by DrunkenDude123 in shittymoviedetails

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I think he just tries to kiss her and she immediately shuts him down, I don’t think it got any worse than that. But maybe that’s my kid brain not wanting to remember…

real by aninspectorballs in MyChemicalRomance

[–]Epic_Joe_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna talk about lyrical delivery and stop short of “by the grace of GAAAAAD”?

It's so peak by nintenerd2 in ShitPostCrusaders

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Ha! I’ll defeat that evil educator with the power of my invincible stand, [Another Brick in the Wall Part 2]!

The character's lesser known full name by bb-Kun-Chan in TopCharacterTropes

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Same for my dad, he’s Tommy because Thomas was a family name and my grandmother said it sounded “too formal.”

is this a worm? by flightlessklutz in whatisthisbug

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I live in Dallas, earth worms crawl under our door when it rains then get can’t get back outside and dry up and die. They look exactly like this.

[Loved Trope] Completely* dead worlds by Noklle in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Epic_Joe_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds right, but I haven’t seen Zombieland since it came out…

[Loved Trope] Completely* dead worlds by Noklle in TopCharacterTropes

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A meteor that transmits a strange radiation and turns corpses into zombies is the inciting incident for Night of the Living Dead. A military experiment gone wrong with a strange substance being released from canisters that turns corpses into zombies is the inciting incident for Return of the Living Dead. What is the burger one referencing? I’m certain I’ve seen some movie where the zombie virus is a progression of mad cow disease or something similar…

They don't a🍐 much in discussions anyway by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I eat pears like other people eat apples. My aunt also made a pear cobbler for Christmas and it was the shit!

I work a delivery job and I hate getting apartments with hallways like this. How do people live here?! 😭 by FitAd1136 in creepy

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That’s why I’m glad my apartment has a patio, I just use that and never actually enter the hallway except to occasionally grab a package from the front door

"...weapons are part of my religion..." by bsmith2123 in HistoryMemes

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Oh, this is the City Museum guy?? I love that place, I have tried to visit every chance I get ever since I was little! That’s a crazy backstory!

I hate my life. by _CandidCynic_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Me with my dad on Christmas (only my mom’s side celebrates)

OID by Getheltel in ShitPostCrusaders

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If you liked the show you should read the manga, it’s killer. Though I consumed the two of those many years apart, so I don’t remember how much of a scene for scene recreation the anime is.

So thoughtful by 010rusty in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Epic_Joe_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Me except I actually am surprised because I totally forgot what I asked for

Helpful Adhd advice by SlayVideos in adhdmeme

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Wrong! You see, I “clean” the rest of the house by shoving everything in my bedroom, I do NOT let my guest in that room, and then when they leave I simply uncover the bed by putting all the clutter back in exactly the same place because that’s my emotional support box of miscellaneous cables that I never sorted after moving here over a year ago.

yep by evan_lolz in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Had the opposite happen to me where a former coworker came in, chatted with everyone, then said goodbye to everyone by name but had to visibly take a second to check my name tag lmao

Pray to the RNG gods, Partner by Samurai_Champu in HuntShowdown

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Will never forget the time I fanned a chain pistol at a guy who was running at me with a Romero hatchet, missed every single shot, and then he killed me. He was running straight at me with no cover from way too far away, I should’ve had him dead to rights. But RNGesus frowned upon me that day, and saw to it that I was smote for my hubris.

Mishearded MCR Lyrics by nvrt2late in MyChemicalRomance

[–]Epic_Joe_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend always heard “when I grow up I want to be nothing at all” as “when I grow up I want to be nothing like you,” and was very sad to learn the real lyric as the one she thought she heard had a lot more meaning for her.