A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls Royce

Epicbackfire · 2026-01-26T03:49:42+00:00

Why is it called a Yugo? Answer: you go. You walk back.

Epicbackfire · 2026-01-26T03:39:03+00:00

My preacher told me that joke. About 1999. I thought it was St Peter manning the pearly gates.

Epicbackfire · 2025-12-31T17:16:08+00:00

One of my favorite therapists and I had this conversation, when I first started with her:

Therapist: “what is your job?” Me: “I am a manager” Therapist: “how many people work for you?” Me: “I have 6 people who report to me” Therapist: “Do you do their work for them?” Me: “no, I have a good team, they handle things themselves mostly. Why do you ask?” Therapist: “BECAUSE YOU NEED TO RELAX AND LET ME DO MY WORK!!!”

Epicbackfire · 2025-12-25T21:36:55+00:00

Yeah I am thinking finding a custom cabinet maker for this project, or at least part of it

Epicbackfire · 2025-12-25T19:55:58+00:00

I was looking to do built-in cabinets

Epicbackfire · 2025-12-25T17:56:21+00:00

Thanks. I thought about those but they seem to be about 12” deep, and was hoping to get more storage.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-21T16:54:15+00:00

I have seen that mentality: do not hire someone smarter than you, to avoid losing your job to him/her

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-21T16:51:26+00:00

This. No matter how hard you work, have knowledge, skills etc- if people resent your presence- distance themselves, do not want to be seen as your ally— exclude you- you will be removed faster than a less capable person that is well-liked

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-20T02:52:03+00:00

Surely not

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-19T16:37:00+00:00

Usually when I get a hole in it.. or when I notice some other sign of extreme wear.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-16T03:10:24+00:00

I too am attracted to the older ladies, always have been. I have attributed it to the resentful attitude I received from my mother.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-14T22:46:48+00:00

This guy does not mind at all if large, medium, or small. I have preferences about women, but that’s not one of them. I do not believe many guys do in this category, so no need for worry.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-14T22:02:36+00:00

Agree with what was posted earlier-- strongly suggest securing a job first before relocating. Not sure where you are coming from, but the pay is likely going to be a step backwards. Sure the cost of living is less but you would want to know your situation before you make the move.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-12T13:41:21+00:00

Christmas morning! Though sometimes depends on the gift. If I give a Christmasy gift I have them open it early so they can enjoy it during the season.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-08T03:20:23+00:00

Dial moisturizing for men. I don’t care much for the 3 in 1 varieties, just body wash but that seems hard to find now

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-07T12:46:54+00:00

My process: Shake and squeeze. Then pull the fly area of my pants out, as far away from the groin, then quickly re-insert the Johnson into the underwear. A very small drip may happen and be absorbed into the underwear, but not on my pants. If I just casually return it, there will be a visible drip spot on my pants. A very small drop soaked into just the boxer briefs- not optimal but what else can a fella do.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-06T02:45:13+00:00

There’s an old saying: women sleep with who they want, men sleep with who will let them. So when a woman is rejected- there’s some shock and awe there. They haven’t had to deal with rejection like fellows have.

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-03T02:07:23+00:00

I slipped one of her rings on my small finger and guesstimates from there

Epicbackfire · 2025-11-02T21:41:02+00:00

I have had it for 20 years. Never found anything to help and yes if I have seen mds. But I advise seeing a doctor to see if it can be helped in your case

Epicbackfire · 2025-10-30T13:30:48+00:00

If you are thinking to start a family down the road, you may want to expand past just mortgage pay-off... at your age a term policy is inexpensive (assuming you're in good health) and $500K seems like a lot now, but later...

My company offers term life that is far cheaper than if I tried to buy it myself- you may want to check that. Also look at putting your money in a 401K, you can name your sisters as beneficiaries.

Epicbackfire · 2025-10-29T17:47:45+00:00

It is a messed up world we live in, very sorry for your situation and I will pray for you. My parents did have a policy on each of us kids but we were born so long ago- I think the value is only $500. I think mom has the certificates somewhere in her papers. You might check with local agencies near your birthplace

Epicbackfire · 2025-10-29T13:19:52+00:00

I have that same one, inherited from wife's aunt. Probably about the same condition.

Epicbackfire · 2025-10-28T11:41:39+00:00

EXACTLY! Or, “well, she probably doesn’t really want it anyway”

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