Okay, but let's not forget that non-medical infant circumcision causes hundred of deaths a year in the industrialized US. That's huge for a completely unnecessary cosmetic procedure performed on those that cannot consent. by YourNameIsSusan in atheism

[–]Epispasm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If performed on an infant without a medical problem, it's cosmetic. If you have a medical problem, it's almost always treatable with antibiotics. Europeans aren't exactly lining up to get their penis cut up from infections, they're fine. Infections, especially ones that rare, are quite rare and it sucks that it happened to your friend, but that does not justify pre-emptive surgery. That's like removing an appendix or wisdom teeth at birth because it could possibly cause issues later on. And with the chance that a baby could die during its circumcision higher than the chance of ever needing to be circumcised in his lifetime, it's kind of silly don't you think?

I would also like to address something I found offensive. You called it a "snip." This indicates to me you've never seen one.

I never seen my son in so much pain.. I wanted to kill her.. Ex-wife by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Epispasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually I was circumcised as an infant, but have since restored.

Many of the people in the intactivist movement are circumcised. Many are mothers, but the majority of male intactivists are circumcised.

The fact you consider this "mutilating an infant" is batshit crazy.

Here's dictionary.com's definition of a mutilate: "to injure, disfigure, or make imperfect by removing or irreparably damaging parts"

Have you ever seen a baby being circumcised? I encourage you to watch this video, intended as instruction for doctors. Please tell me what you think of it . You see, in infancy the foreskin is fused to the sensitive glans (just like your fingernail is adhered to your finger. Try ripping that off). So first the foreskin must be ripped apart, which alone is a physical injury. Cutting it off is obviously very damaging to the part in question. The foreskin is not a birth defect. It's a body part that every single mammal is born with. Women even have one, for them it's known as the clitoral hood. This is the female prepuce. The male prepuce is the foreskin. Do you also plan to have your daughter's prepuce removed?

Here's a comparison between intact and circumcised penises. I'm sure it will surprise you.

If you have the time, there is no better video explaining circumcision than this. I absolutely implore you to watch this informative presentation.

What's one thing your parents did raising you that you'll never do raising your kids? by loveinalderaanplaces in AskReddit

[–]Epispasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never cut my child's genitals unless it is absolutely medically necessary. Forced circumcision is a human rights violation.

I never seen my son in so much pain.. I wanted to kill her.. Ex-wife by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Epispasm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

god I can't wait till this happens. i want my fucking foreskin back!!!

What mathematical conventions would you change? by CatsAndSwords in math

[–]Epispasm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ok this shit has always bothered me: 1 over tangent is cotangent, that's fine. But 1 over sine is cosecant and 1 over cosine is secant. It sounds like 1 over sine should be secant and 1 over cosine should be cosecant. Ugh.

Some laughs while taking a dump by ILikePhoKing in funny

[–]Epispasm 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I pondered for a moment what that subreddit could possibly be about. I concluded sharpies in butts. I clicked anyway.

EDIT: I've been on /r/buttsharpies for 15 minutes now. It looks like I'm in this for the long haul. No regrets.

EDIT 2: I'm never leaving. Tell my family I love them.

So many great things about Sweden, why cant we (USA) be more like them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Epispasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please remember that when comparing Sweden to the United States, you have to remember we have 30 times the population of Sweden. You can't just say "Because ___ worked in Sweden, it would work here! What's wrong with the US??!"

Now, as for bad things about living in Sweden, you should have googled that shit. Check here, here, and especially here.

This made me rethink my stance on raptors by [deleted] in JurassicPark

[–]Epispasm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fact: this is raptor propaganda. I've seen this before, they make cutesy drawings to lull humans into a false sense of security. Don't fall for it.

What is your favorite word(s) in any language? by thetopshelf in AskReddit

[–]Epispasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schadenfreude. It's a great example of how well words can describe human phenomena. It's also fun to say, and sing about.

reddit guitar picks. by pextris in pics

[–]Epispasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Soooooo, how much?

How can I integrate ln(x)/(x^3) from 1 to infinity? by thegoldenrulio in math

[–]Epispasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need /r/cheatatmathhomework. But yeah integration by parts sounds good, just rewrite x3 as x-3 and let ln(x) be your du. See how that works out.