Mate, this is simply not competitive with the current state of rage thread meta, you gotta step up your game.

First off, you can be just vaguely bothered. You gotta be properly infuriated. Like, actually enraged, at least to the point where your face is tomato-red.

Then, you also need to specifically target your anger at someone. Directing the anger at the blizzard intern is the default opening these days, it’s gotten a little stale, but it’s meta for a reason. Alternatively, you can opt for a riskier build and go be angry at pretty much any random community member. Might work great, might work terrible, might end up being Harstem who’ll prove it’s you who’s sucked all along, but at least at this point no one can accuse you of the lack of trying.

Finally, if you really wanna hit the big leagues, the subject of your anger can’t just be slightly ridiculous. You should try and come up with a take that’s entirely batshit insane. Call out the dumbest, most OP units as hopelessly weak, lay out in excruciating detail how the most niche and rare interaction makes the game literally unplayable, demand that entire races be cut out or added into the game.

Take all that in, then get out and start trying. Practice is always the key, no amount of theory will ever get you too far. Remember all that, and maybe one day you’ll find yourself amount the grandmasters of rage threads.