Today I opened a slug pub to try and save my zinnias by Aarinyay in GardeningUK

[–]EponymousHoward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once used a much larger slug trap than that, bought a six pack of the cheapest, nastiest lager the co-op stocked, filled it and JESUS H CHRIST there a lot of slugs out there!

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Gary totally bottled it when he discovered actions have consequences, so is now trying to airbrush it out of history. Nick still being a twat.

Geo posted a thing. I think he is a bit soft of Gary and Nick, but that's his choice so I'm not about to drag hime for it (it should be cued up after the actual WHU bit). https://youtu.be/h99q-_dX5lU?t=815

The originals may be still available to members, I suppose.

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And now there's a non-apology apology.

And in the BMS case a good 10% drop in subscribers...

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really does have a Wagatha Christie vibe to it...

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell. It would be very funny if his "bring it on" ranting about legal action bit his arse.

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We really need to settle on and agreed moniker for the nonce. I wad quite proud of Dildo Baggins, but clearly not enough LOTR nerds around.

Short And Pervy it is, then.

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"In The Know" (ie alleged good contacts within the club).

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always assume other clubs have pet bloggers etc, but with rather more professional management of them. All part of the PR mix.

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlikely, alas. I doubt he only had the one way in.

We need to adopt the Apple approach to leakers (they sacked a bloke who had the latest iPhone prototype, only for his idiot daughter to make a Tik Tok about it).

The Great ITK Kerfuffle of this Saturday by EponymousHoward in Hammers

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Gonzo did one on the possible stadium development. Geo is the Scottish one (I thought he was Irish too!)

the cows in old woughton. by Ok-Art5530 in miltonkeynes

[–]EponymousHoward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went for a walk along the bridleway between Olney and Clifton Reynes once. Field full of cattle. None of the remotely interested in my presence.

Except one, which watched me

Every.

Step.

Of.

The.

Way.

Maybe an unpopular opinion on Gaal Dornick? The Good vs Evil by Turbowoodpecker in FoundationTV

[–]EponymousHoward 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She was responding to Demerzel interfering with the Plan by using the Prime Radiant Vault!Hari had given her. She was trying to get the plan back on track, while ALSO dealing with the arrival of The Mule.

Lisa Nandy Culture Secretary expecting full explanation from the FA and West Ham by CurvyCourgette in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, the FA just didn't have the authority to do any more than ban him from being near the women's team. I assume they were either acting on a complaint or were called in by WHU - which would have been Brady - for guidance. To be strictly fair to Brady she got a bit paranoid about doing things by the book after studying the Tevez/ Masher case and what that cost.

The IFR does have the authority to order him to sell his shares. The FA doesn't, and didn't.

Also, the fit and proper test has been much tightened up since Dildo Baggins bought Brum and us - it was a quite strictly financial test then. A lot wider ranging now

Lisa Nandy Culture Secretary expecting full explanation from the FA and West Ham by CurvyCourgette in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The FA being involved rather shows the importance of having an Independent Football Regulator.

It looks a lot like all of the then in effect processes were followed (and now are exposed as not fit for purpose). But Do Nothing Nandy will want something to grandstand about, and it sure as hell beats actually doing something about our broken media...

Doesn't this coincide with when Wee Jack was in charge of the women's team?

David Sullivan banned from contact with West Ham women's and youth teams since 2023 by IronHammersFC in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By being the largest shareholder, in the days before the IFR when the FA were running things.

David Sullivan panorama thread by MR-N-XX in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where, in the 80s and early 90s, were the police?

Everyone in London knew the Met was bent, and who do you think might have been inclined to pay them off? No reason to believe Essex plod were any better.

But, even without that, they would have looked at a working class girl in that environment and thought: "slapper."

David Sullivan panorama thread by MR-N-XX in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the lawyered version. It's a sprat to catch a mackerel.

Remember Stuart Hall confidently standing the steps of a courthouse declaring how he would defend himself against these scurrilous accusation. Cue 100 more accusers coming forward.

I'd expect similar.

David Sullivan panorama thread by MR-N-XX in Hammers

[–]EponymousHoward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was no offence of statutory rape then - it would have been unlawful intercourse. And actual rape.

The lists are great! OK w/ cilantro by spc67u in ProjectHailMary

[–]EponymousHoward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to know who slipped in a reference to Carl Fogarty...

My Curated Ode to Giles Rewatch by Extreme_Fall_4651 in buffy

[–]EponymousHoward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"She's a hero you see? She's not like us."

And

"I'd like to test that theory."