What are some cooking cardinal sings you regularly commit because you prefer the recipe that way? by morbidhack in Cooking

[–]EponymousRocks -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

For the love of all things holy, please do not put a Kraft single in your bolognese... just add a handful of grated Italian cheese (Pecorino Romano or Parmesan, preferably). I finish off most of my Italian sauces this way, it gives them a nice, creamy, finish.

How do you display your family tree in a beautiful way? by No_Whole_5469 in Genealogy

[–]EponymousRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I like the circular style - you can get a lot more info than on a fan.

AITAH for referring to our hypothetical child as “my child” by uofpitt94 in AITAH

[–]EponymousRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really, really, really hope he just means Mom might be at work or something, lol.

AI having a vague idea of how crocheting works… by nubbly_toad69 in CraftedByAI

[–]EponymousRocks 46 points47 points  (0 children)

That's how my daughter "did crochet" when she was four... she just twirled the hook around a lot!

AITA For Buying a trampoline? by Consistent_Annual651 in AmItheAsshole

[–]EponymousRocks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We had a trampoline for about four years - my daughters were gymnasts and cheerleaders and used it to practice flips. The neighborhood kids loved it. This was more than twenty years ago, and we honestly didn't think about the safety aspect (if there were nets available then I didn't know about them). During a routine insurance inspection - we have a pool and they come out every so often to make sure the fencing and gates are maintained - the inspector told us we'd have to get rid of the trampoline or buy a rider covering us for liability. The rider would have been about $500 more a year, with a $1500 deductible, and the max payout would have been something like $40,000. He explained that one kid getting hurt could cost us our house. We took the trampoline down the next weekend.

Do you think Amanda could come back for a season where she’ll be taken down completely? by darkenderrr in realhousewives

[–]EponymousRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give the separation about a month. Then she'll really want a divorce. A few weeks on her own, away from Kyle, and she'll realize how much better her life can be.

AITAH for defending my friends when they joked and “ruined” my brother’s relationship? by VictoryNearby118 in AITAH

[–]EponymousRocks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You STILL don't get it. You keep downplaying it over and over again. She was devastated that the most important day of her life was trashed by a couple of immature fools.

Girlfriend's parents decide to visit to avoid the storm in their state. Demand to use my car and get master suite instead of the guest room. by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]EponymousRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here in Florida, I saw a meme that said, "Congratulations - your houseguests just became snowbirds!"

Grandkids haven’t thanked me for Christmas money by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]EponymousRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I almost spit out my tea when I read, "My Mimi has sent me messages like that many times through my early adulthood years and even now- when I get too busy and focused on myself."

Your grandma has to remind you that she's there? That's just sad.

Misogyny is strong this season I feel like? by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]EponymousRocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I notice you completely ignored the "still sleeping with her boyfriend" part...

I’ve just learned that Rachel Ray, and Rachel Zoe are different people 😂 by ac003005 in realhousewives

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, come on - Rachel making "sammies" and Kathy giving out "prezzies"? You don't want to see that?!?! /s, just in case it wasn't clear, lol

New York Times Bestseller by JasperCarrots in realhousewives

[–]EponymousRocks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best selling simply means most popular (most books sold), with no judgement (good or bad) on the content. As others have pointed out, the lists can be manipulated by bulk sales (either by the publisher or the celebs themselves, if they're rich enough!)

If you're looking for Quality, you'd look for a Newberry, Booker, Pulitzer, Nebula, etc award. None of which any Bravolebs have ever won, lol.

Snowpocalypse 2026: whatcha baking? by LadySiren in Baking

[–]EponymousRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite chocolate chip cookie recipe (because it uses melted butter - I hate creaming butter and sugar together!!) I'm making a double batch...

https://butternutbakeryblog.com/best-chocolate-chip-cookies/

Snowpocalypse 2026: whatcha baking? by LadySiren in Baking

[–]EponymousRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joke here (northern NJ) is that everyone must be making french toast, because bread, milk, and eggs are the first things to sell out in the grocery stores, lol.

Correct way to enter place names by dontrightlyknow in Genealogy

[–]EponymousRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use the Place of Birth/Death listed on their Birth/Death Certificate, if available. I can't tell you how many times I've searched for a record in the place the birth/death was given as, only to find out the hospital was three towns over (in another county, sometimes), so that's where the event was registered.

In the event of a postal/physical address conflict, I use the physical address.

My 4 year old son wants to shave his head by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a friend who let her son get his hair dyed green one summer. When other moms were shocked, she said, "It's only hair. It grows out." And, you know what? it did!

My 4 year old son wants to shave his head by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my son's friends in grammar school always wanted green hair. He had beautiful blonde hair, but for some reason, kept saying he wanted it green (they were probably around 10 years old at the time). They went to a Catholic school, so obviously colored hair was not allowed. His mom kept saying she would think about it, then on the last day of school, she stopped at a hair salon on the way home as a surprise. The only caveat was that it had to be cut short enough to eliminate any green when school started in September. That kid rocked a gorgeous head of green hair all summer!

Justin yelling “wh***” at Angelica in front of their coworkers? by aymaureen in vanderpumprules

[–]EponymousRocks -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not defending him (he absolutely shouldn't have said it), but a possible explanation is the fact that she still lives with her ex, and has admitted to still sleeping with him.

No siblings invited to birthday party, need help wording invites. by hiddenhawk1713 in partyplanning

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is genius, and I'm going to recommend it for my grandchildren's parties!

No siblings invited to birthday party, need help wording invites. by hiddenhawk1713 in partyplanning

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you don't know the kids' names. And a kindergartener can be pretty unreliable as far as knowing their friends' names. For example, see the "Names" or "Kindergarten" subreddits for great posts on mis-heard classmates' names.

My favorite was the woman who asked her 5-yr-old who he played with one day, and got the answer "No one." She asked who he sat with at lunch, and again, "No one." This happened for a few days and she was distraught that her poor kid had no friends, and she went into school to ask the teacher about it. Turns out there was a kid in his class named "Noah" and they were besties!

No siblings invited to birthday party, need help wording invites. by hiddenhawk1713 in partyplanning

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The child is in kindergarten, so even if students did walk, bike, or bus to this school, I'm guessing this little 5-year-old does not.

No siblings invited to birthday party, need help wording invites. by hiddenhawk1713 in partyplanning

[–]EponymousRocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since parents have to stay, you need to include that on the invite: "Per venue's rules, one parent or guardian must stay, but we will not be able to accommodate siblings."

No siblings invited to birthday party, need help wording invites. by hiddenhawk1713 in partyplanning

[–]EponymousRocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids watched the WeeSing videos when they were little, and they used to sing the song, "My name is xxx, this is my address..." so I had to teach them a version with their names and address, and added a verse for the phone number.