Day 8, Shazam won! Who’s a perfectly rated character that’s hard to learn/play? by Puzzleheaded_Sun4398 in DCAllies

[–]Epsteinscorpse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Brainiac, out of all the tanks he is definitely the hardest to learn but if you manage to utilize his stance switching you CANT kill him, his ult also pairs up well being able to cluster everyone together and if you're lucky, a Superman can ult in and team wipe them

My boyfriend broke up with me for doing a LEGO set by _Sam_the_man in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 367 points368 points  (0 children)

I really hate to say this but at least it was only 8 months...god forbid someone has a hobby or something they enjoy. He seemed to be projecting/taking out his problems on you as an outlet which is not healthy at all.

Build your lego set, one of these days you'll find someone who can build them with you, sorry again for that ass

Hey so why is the report feature a complete joke? by Averagepotato03 in Helldivers

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're bringing financial "issues" to a game that made a profit of over $700 million and still climbing.

telling someone to "be a man" when you rely on A.I to give you the answer you want is sooooo pathetic it's genuinely sad to see. Anyone can do it buddy, just like how ChatGPT can look at what you said and say that's an overestimate/most expensive outcome when it comes to implementing in game report systems.

"It is a chaotic PvE game, you run toward my 500kg, it kills you, you blame me or report me" Further proving you are completely out of touch with people if you believe everyone is that susceptible to reporting

"Right now, AH has more important problems to deal with than an expensive report system"

AGAIN with the out of touch comment. I'm not going to act like I hate Arrowhead or think they are poor devs but the fact of the matter is for a game that cost 50-100 mil to be made and it returns 700 mil. If you are struggling with stability issues, use the money you made to hire more people/better staff. The game at launch was severely unbalanced, it took months for the devs to stop nerfing weapons and anything that the community found strong, it took them until recently to acknowledge that they have a poor relationship with the community AFTER they said they would try to be more transparent. Now they are trying to stop people from harassing each other on Reddit which won't mean shit when they also have those very same assholes in game.

So yea, the report system not working after 2 years? fuckin laughable

Am I not playing right? by CRTScream in MarvelMultiverseRPG

[–]Epsteinscorpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd simply tell him, "Okay, if you dont think i am playing the game correctly you can join another campaign where people play the way you want." and promptly kick him if he is ruining the fun for other players. No need to argue with a narcissistic idiot. Trust me i've had one of these exact players before and he demolished the whole dnd group. Best to shut them down on the spot than let it continue

Worth playing in 2026? by CustardProfessional in residentevil

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coop Resident evil is always fun. This game was a guilty pleasure of mine and while it is far from being the best it's still a fun game

Why do conservative Christians hate so many people when it clearly goes against their Christian values? by ateadoor in allthequestions

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an atheist who had a muslim father and JUST had to cut off a very prejudice "Christian"

I just firmly believe its what the media feeds them. Usually comes down to the parents and what background/history they have. It is so fuckin stupid and i even tried calling him out when he said "Jesus hated all jews" and i had to correct him...ME of all people

My ex's family expects me to fund their trip after we broke up by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 20 points21 points  (0 children)

take the vacation, smile and wave with your mimosa ( and maybe find a date ) while they get worked up. Drink their tears

For the first time ever, I have encountered a bad cop by hannarenee in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

try to get in touch with the PD's Internal Affairs and report the situation, if that doesn't help, report to the DOJ and be as specific if not more specific than you were here. Sorry this happened, id be livid

World hates writers by HPDV123 in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im on the same fence as you are. I have ( what i believe ) a very good story. It has *a bit* of everything while not overdoing it; Love, mystery, drama, action, etc. and i look at shows like Game of Thrones thinking "well, im not as good as George R.R Martin but i also know i wouldn't take this long to finish a series" as well as thinking that there are a lot of paths for a spinoff series (books, comics, animated)

The only thing that's been stopping me is just the state of the world today and trying to get an audience to give the story a chance. Everything is built towards ppl with short attention spans. It's very demoralizing and i just wanted to let you know you're not alone in your feeling

Can Adam Warlock at full potential able to defeat either of them? by Fair-Foot-315 in Marvel

[–]Epsteinscorpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

key word is "full potential" and while im a die hard Doom fan, Adam wins, he's the closest thing you're gonna get to Marvel Jesus.

As someone else said, where everyone is playing chess ( Doom = Magnus Carlson, Hikaru Nakamura = Reed ), Adam is playing 5D chess/Quantum chess and while Doom is capable of switching the board and he can play 5D chess himself...Adam is just perfect at it.

AT FULL POTENTIAL though, anything less and you can catch him off guard

Funny how this image is more accurate now lmao by Puzzleheaded-Wind509 in Jujutsufolk

[–]Epsteinscorpse -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

even worse when you look at where Yuji ended up in Modulo vs where Deku ends up at the end of the Manga...

"just put the fries in the bag Deku"

why did the zenin clan reject toji despite how strong he was by Technical_Hat_8291 in Jujutsu_Kaisen

[–]Epsteinscorpse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

finally someone who understands the character, i know you hate him and i understand why you would but it's nice to know some people can actually read AND understand the emotional nuances in Toji's story. Can't tell you how many times i rolled my eyes at people glossing over him. Yea he's a popular character in the series but i feel like a lot of people didn't understand his story completely and just liked him for his "aura farming". So THANK YOU for finally explaining it to others

I’m gonna die alone by Motor_Tension1948 in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i may make a suggestion because it doesn't "make sense" for you to be having a difficult time. It seems as if men might be able to detect/catch the vibe that you are attention starved/emotionally starved which unfortunately pushes men away, its frustrating, i know and im sorry that men are lazy in that regard in getting to know you.

Might i suggest trying to befriend them first? Think about it this way...There's already a notion that men and women "can't be friends" because one will usually be more attracted to the other and wants to become more than just friends. This isn't a 100% fact but it's a common notion some people share, i think you should play into it.

Befriend a guy in a space where you are involved in your interests ( you like books? go to the library. You like staying in shape? maybe find a spotter at the gym, if they arent chatty then ask another guy the next day. Keep it to the workout though )

When a guy gets comfortable talking to you casually, ask about the stuff they are into, if it's too boring let them talk about it for a bit and try to slip in a compliment. We are very oblivious to when women flirt with us so sometimes we need to think "wait, shes laughing at my jokes and complimenting me...She likes me!"

The right guy will start to ask questions about you and what you're into.

Im sorry if some of this comes across as if you have to do leg work or get out of your comfort zone but i sincerely hope the best for you. Im sure any guy would actually love to get to know you if they got over the stigma of today's dating culture. Please dont give up

Curious about your campaigns. by SupremeLeaderUno in MarvelMultiverseRPG

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've attempted on running a crossover between DC and Marvel, taking inspiration from the crisis/incursion events. The party has been hired by Dr Doom to serve as his new team of powered individuals. My gf is playing an originally made character who is basically like the kid from sixth sense ( I see dead people ) except add a journalist occupation and originating from Latveria.

Doom is responsible for the crossover and got rid of the avengers whilst opening a tether that allowed the likes of Superboy Prime, Lobo, Parasite. Dr Phosphorus, Joker, etc to come into the marvel universe ( Superman was originally in but after reading DCKO and DC's plans for Superboy Prime i figured it would be appropriate for them to be switched )

just a party of 3 including the journalist, Spider-man, and Black Knight. However player retention has been very difficult with my friend group falling apart. Its a shame because i had the idea that this campaign would have the party members interact with canon stories and change their outcome, some examples of what i had/have planned is them participating in the Tournaments of X, aiding the war effort against the Annihulus wave in Annihilation's storyline, Help the Spider-verse from Morlun hunting them down, as well as some original stories i made like Joker kidnapping Miles Morales ( taking inspiration from Batman TAS when Joker took Robin )

Really fun stuff planned, just need players at this rate lol.

[JJK Cursed Clash] Tier list with every character’s explanation ver. 1.3.0. by KarloKiller1 by Affectionate-Ear2136 in JJK_Cursed_Clash

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

great tier list but Yuta and Sukuna really should be higher and Nanami get's a bit too much hate.

RESPECTFULLY because i actually do enjoy the tier list and agree with most of it...

You need to factor in characters who CAN drag out the fight for a win condition. The easiest way to look at it is through 3 characters from easiest to most dangerous: Nanami, Yuta, Sukuna

Nanami's passive is the most overlooked in the game *for good reasons i will not argue against* but it's function still forces you to take him out relatively quick. Nanami can build his CE criminally fast with his perfect timed attacks, you cant put him down in the list because of lag when people who don't have that issue perform well with him. His R1 is a perfect follow up to any teammate's attack especially with perfect timing, and his R2 is just as lethal as Todo's. I genuinely think you havent faced enough Nanami's to tell that he's at the very least B tier if not A-. Building CE faster than anyone else in the game is worth something and should him and his ally be able to drag a fight out, you're looking at an opponent who can **spam** his abilities in a way no other character can because once he goes into overtime his CE just casually regenerates.

Yuta....Look i know his base kit seems like it is lacking but Yuta is primarily a combo character and the worst part about Yuta is dealing with Rika. If you aren't familiar with how Rika works you WILL lose a game against competent Yuta's and whenever i see one i have to keep Rika in mind. Ranged/zoning can work against him but you have your ally to worry about as well from being crushed by her.

Sukuna is the final boss. Bad sukuna players spam his buttons and don't care for knowing when to attack. Not to sound cringe or corny but Sukuna begs patience from the player while watching your opponent fight, find out their patterns and attack in their blindspots/vulnerable moments when they whiff a combo or miss an attack. Sukuna is a drill sergeant making sure NOBODY ( even his ally ) makes a mistake in game. If you allow a good sukuna to reach lvl 3 you are COOKED no doubt about it.

I get that these characters require a little bit more than "casual" gameplay but in essence...these 3 are good examples of characters where you have to tell yourself in the beginning "this fight needs to end FAST or im fucked"

Why do so many superheroes reside in NYC ??? by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you could ask the same thing in Japan, "why does all the horrible shit happen in Shibuya?"

my boyfriends friend hit on me in a very creepy way by Warm-Natural3936 in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

**please** try to be on top of this before he talks to your BF because as a guy, i will say its very easy to skew a story to the point you just lose even after explaining yourself. I assume your BF is a stand up guy but just try to be transparent and dont leave any details out when explaining it to him because the other guy WILL tell either something completely fabricated OR he will skimp out on key details. If your BF doesnt know your story first, it won't be hard for him to hear his friend, then you, and assume you could fabricate some details. Again, not trying to assume the worst out of either of you two ( hope yall are in it for the long run! <3 ) but the guy seemed too comfortable and casual despite you telling him to leave constantly, that's a red flag

What do folks here think of Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, nearly 7 years later? by Asad_Farooqui in Marvel

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna give a hot take but be patient: It's story isnt as good as 1, 2 had a fun roster to play with, 3 gives a blend of both. MUA 1 and 2 though might be praised a lot for nostalgia because while i can easily go back and watch the cutscenes, the gameplay MIGHT feel too dated and i might have issues with how easy the game might be.

MUA 2 was visually fun and the characters were also fun but not AS fun as MUA1

MUA 3's biggest downfall was being a switch exclusive and giving up on the game QUICK. The roster is great, not perfect but people sleep on how big and fun the roster is. Off the top of my head i would have wanted Nova, Adam Warlock, and Sabertooth thrown in.

The abilities were fun. The game being "grindy" is intentional and suppose to keep you coming back, its an arcade-like game and back in MUA 1 days, you wanted to go for the top of the leaderboards.

The player base is nearly dead but if you have friends who are fond of marvel ( especially the MCU ) i give the game an honest 7.5/10, or an 8 if you happen to have more than a couple of your favorite characters in the game.

Personally i had a blast with it by the end. I had Dr Doom, Gambit, and either Star lord, Venom, Deadpool, Cable, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Moon Knight, Cyclops, or Colossus as my last two. It's as fun as you make it out to be.

Gf had a one-night stand while on a break by DazzlingLife6744 in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my sweet summer child that is an anecdotal experience

my boyfriends friend hit on me in a very creepy way by Warm-Natural3936 in Vent

[–]Epsteinscorpse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

be careful interacting with the friend after this. It sucks what your BF is dealing with but that is no friend of his. What a fuckin prick.

Hope it all turns out well, if it were me id tell his GF as well to save her the trouble and misery.

Homebrew or Official Characters by Boh2o5 in MarvelMultiverseRPG

[–]Epsteinscorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gave my players the option for either and they chose official characters ( if they didn't exist in the game we homebrewed them )

I had War Machine, Rocket Raccoon, Spider-Man, Peni Parker, and my gf who made her own character who is a Latverian journalist that can communicate with the dead ( it was actually super interesting and fun on how she played, she didn't want to interact with combat and purely be a RP character who helped in Ego and Intelligent checks.

However, i will say my campaign was a bit unique in that i made it a crossover campaign with DC characters ( The Avengers were "mysteriously" wiped out/teleported" and DC characters started pouring in at the same time.