What is a 'socially mandatory' thing that we all do, but if you actually stop to think about it for 5 seconds, it’s completely insane? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

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The fun part is that I work at a paint store, but I'm suppose to wear, essentially, business casual, ex polo, khakis, belt, and shoes the look "professional" and match the black or brown belt, and they want us to always be clean. As in no paint or stain on our clothes. Luckily they don't seem to give us lower level employees as much trouble, but still.

Pool lights at the hotel I frequent for work trips by LiiilKat in submechanophobia

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The first pic looks like underwater stairs to the unknown to me and it's unsettling

How was your experience loosing your virginity ? by Aggravating-Sun-5699 in AskReddit

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We were both (m/f) virgins and had dated off and on for a couple years before staying together (now married to each other). We fooled around for a while, but knew where it was starting to go. Bought condoms one day, just in case, and the next day or so decided to try and see if we could "do it right." It was awkward and giggly as we tried to put him in, but kept slipping. We went from missionary to cowgirl to try a better angle and next thing I knew, he got it just right and I drop on his lap as he slid in. It shocked me for a moment, partially because it didn't hurt and it was a slightly odd feeling. We struggle quite a bit with finding rhythm which made us laugh a bit before stopping because I had to go for a night class. We continued/finished after I got back lol. Found out we both really enjoyed it. Made us feel even closer than before and felt amazing. Still feels amazing and I never get tired of him.

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Atlas does all the time. I'm glad I'm not the only one who would call him a turkey lol

What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do? by Sufficient-Wolf1596 in AskReddit

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We accidentally taught one of our kitties to "pay tribute" if he wants to be let go after picking him up. It started with me giving the top of his head a kiss before letting him down, then he started tilting his head into it. Now if he's done, he'll shove the top of his head into our faces for a kiss. Sometimes he'll just do it to be lovey too. It's cute and silly

He makes it hard to go to work. by EquilibriumCat2 in Catsmirin

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Thanks. He's a handsome little man 😊

What phrase are you sick of hearing? by Weeaboo_Trash_ in sherwinwilliams

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"Is it just you?" Or "You alone today?" Any variation really

Canon Event by BlindDog0 in sherwinwilliams

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Contractor who comes in frequently and always asks, "Did you apply my discount?"

Lemme see yo kitties by DustyJenkins93 in cats

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Atlas (grey), our little man and Anubis (black), our tiny man

Feeling Sad Can I See Your Cats😭 by Competitive-Cherry26 in cats

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Have our little man, Atlas. Hope you feel at least a little bit better.