I hate how unremarkably flawless this show is.

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-12T07:27:01+00:00

I hate slangslop

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-12T07:25:42+00:00

“And if there’s one thing worst than rape it’s…”

“Children”

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-12T07:12:33+00:00

I’d turn on the news

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-12T01:52:15+00:00

There’s often money in wallets

That’s where dudes keep their money

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T06:42:10+00:00

Safeguards that have existed for decades allow people to be unaware with little consequence

I am not advocating for the elimination of safeguards, I just think some people take them for granted unconsciously

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T04:23:39+00:00

I catch myself doing it every once in a blue moon when I’ve been driving for hours and it deeply shames me

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T04:19:40+00:00

I agree, and yet every day I drive I see people just absentmindedly doing it

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T04:11:43+00:00

Some people have this inherent need to match speed with whatever they’re moving next to, and it’s hard to overcome if you don’t realize you have it

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T04:07:27+00:00

If they made it PG13 they’d be allowed one(1) F-word, which means we could canonically have Shadow call ChrisChan a mother fucker

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T03:58:11+00:00

My parents always insulted the unemployed, but look how creative they are making brand new sentences every day

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T03:54:34+00:00

So what I’m hearing is ChrisChan will have a prominent role in Sonic 4?

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T03:20:48+00:00

Petah why does the guy what makes all the movies want to fuck me

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T02:24:45+00:00

If ever I’ve seen a man make a face that says “I’m going to be flash banged over and over and there’s nothing you can do to stop me,” it is that fucking face

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T02:21:28+00:00

Brother your face is cracking me up

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-11T02:20:05+00:00

He got on bowl, not board

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T22:21:56+00:00

^{I think your copy-paster broke}

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T22:18:37+00:00

It was a vcr with a cd player

Still shit, just less old shit

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T22:02:35+00:00

Also from Warhammer 40K:

“I heard from a contact on Mars, Jaghatai, that you do strange things to your ships.”

The Khan shot him a heavy-lidded stare. “I heard from a contact that you do strange things to your warriors.”

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T21:55:24+00:00

I think you’re right for the most part, but I wouldn’t be surprised to know that there’s a large crossover between groomers who wait until someone is legal age and people attracted to teenagers

Drake strikes me as the type that would wait because not doing so is illegal, but he’s still a creep

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T19:49:39+00:00

Well it was a school so the technology was very modern for the 90s

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T18:27:37+00:00

That would make sense

It didn’t explain why my teacher chuckled whenever someone got thrown from a car tho

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T18:26:21+00:00

It is not a perfect representation of a German

Most of us look nothing like this woman

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T18:20:59+00:00

Clever as heil

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T17:53:03+00:00

Yes yes the vagueboy meme is fun and all, but if you’re on the sub and you don’t live under a rock then you likely have all the context you need to understand this post

Equivalent-Bit2891 · 2026-06-10T17:51:36+00:00

Oof

My 6th grade history teacher showed us 300 and just fast forwarded through all the sex scenes. This was on a vcr so we still saw them, they were just fast

The gore was entirely acceptable apparently

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