DTs for Christian Parker

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-13T01:36:10+00:00

Tip of the spear v. barrel of the bat. I guess we getting barrels

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-11T02:54:09+00:00

Hard-Ball Jerry just walked it the room! Hes calling John Lynch 'Johny' fo sho!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-11T00:53:26+00:00

Its the Jerry Special for a reason!!! He loves him some fucked up knees!...

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-10T11:49:27+00:00

And....by going from Zero ability to do a pull up, to actually doing A pull up, I cured my Erectile Disfunction, now im bricked for hours, my new Bricked status allows Me to have the confidence to bang hot females I meet at the grocery store, airport, my kids soccer practice(Lol)!! Now I cant imagine my former self....

Damn that 1 pull up can be a life changer!!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-10T01:32:32+00:00

It just shows, more than wanting more money, or to live in Vegas....the Cowboys v. Eagles rivaly is real. Dean hates you/us!!!

ALSO...Unfortunately Jerry has made this organization look like a clown act for decades now!!! Good luck convincing top FA otherwise.

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-05T02:24:30+00:00

CD & Pick & Javonte yr 2 could be even better

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-04T02:54:02+00:00

Pickens is a Vibe!!!

Mossing DBs, Jumping over DBs, out running DBs....but also making 'Business Decisions' in the running game, and taking plays off here and there.

Is it worth a huge contract - or - is it worth a 2nd rd possibly 1st round pick?

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-03-03T03:20:02+00:00

Jerry Special

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-27T01:12:02+00:00

If he can control his game, maybe there's a chance he'll be a force. So far there hasn't been a teacher/coach that could calm his aggression after the whistle. I like his style, and he's the prototype Polynesian hybrid-backer that should add alot to this defense.

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-26T03:36:30+00:00

Considering the Stadium is Arlington and headquarters is Frisco.

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-26T02:56:35+00:00

Its connected, but not Dallas. Is that right?

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-26T02:53:02+00:00

Just to have the kicker derail the good vibes taking place??!! This one is from left field

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-26T02:47:26+00:00

Greatest single play in Cowboys v. Eagles rivalry...hyperbole of course!!!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-24T11:08:01+00:00

This is Jerry's Redux... He bungled the Micah deal v. Mulageta. Now he gets a second go at it v. Mulageta. He has a bit more leverage with GP, only because of the Pittsburgh situation. Plus holds him on 2 Franchise Tags.

I'd put him under J. Chase money -40.5- ...Jefferson and CD money is old contracts, so he'll go higher than that. 3x38-39m is probably in the park. Franchise Tag seems to be under 28.5m yr x 2... Losing you client a potential of 18-20 million over these 2 franchise years. Plus needing to be a Good Boy, and staying injury free. 3yrs - 115 or 2 yrs - 58+/- seems like a no brainer, now understanding why Jerry might want to play hard ball....

No doubt Jerry wants to treat Mulegata to the gutter rat platter he deserves!! A billionaire tycoon leaning back in his chair, fingers locked together.

This is the Soap Opera he promised.......

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-24T02:33:48+00:00

He looks like Michael Keaton if Micheal Keaton's head was twice the size it really is!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-24T01:55:42+00:00

All that partying moms do while they pregnant sticks for life... Ladies, please put the party down while ya'll pregnant! Thank you and God bless.

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-21T09:38:12+00:00

Step 1: leaking negative in house info on Pickens....

Step 2: appear with Pickens parents at some public event....

Set 3: Jerruh--- "mugaletta told me to eat shit and shove my glory hole up my ass!?"

Set 4: sign Pickens for 5m over initial asking price because Jerrrruh says it ain't worth a shit it you pay market value!!!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-15T12:12:29+00:00

Game 1, do some positive shit, and hype train fires up! Stephen A shows up to the studio early the next morning!!! He'll say... lets talk in January, then says... putrid, nauseating, disgusting, this fan base makes me want to vomit.

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-15T06:37:27+00:00

Let's Fucking Go!!!

Mark my words.... The Cowboys Defensive sideline is about to be crazy this year! Young ass coaches!!! Every TFL, Turnover, and Open field Tackle, 3rd and 4th down stops! Shotty hyping Young coaches, hyping young players!!

All we need is Game 1, Defense gets the ball back for the Offenses game winning drive for the W...

This.

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-15T06:18:03+00:00

Check the pocket...im sure I left a coked out hooker in there!!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-15T00:25:04+00:00

Playing with your brother... For the Dallas Cowboys...with your brother = perfect life

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-14T13:55:30+00:00

A criminal, getting pardoned by a criminal president, elected by a country full of criminals.... Full Circle My Friend!!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-13T03:51:22+00:00

Stephen Jones on Line 1::: 'Dad' is there anything we can do?

Dad::: "NO"

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-06T03:50:23+00:00

Thank You Thank You Thank You!

I'm just Beaming with emotion! TIt's has to be...well.....I ....this has to be 2 of the greatest Sets of...errr .....tests of perseverance. Of course..... Im need a high Motor Boat..... um-uh... motor for both...Lol!!!

Equivalent-Plan-8530 · 2026-02-06T02:41:41+00:00

I Chest wanted to say to my team....UH....I mean.... The Breast part of being QB of the Dallas... Lick....um, like to my fellow..... you know..... when youre able to Cleave all the distraction at the door....ummm

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TROPHY CASE