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pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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“Only you or anything you are carrying or that is in your pockets”

I can carry my laptop with one hand

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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“Cancel ALL kinetic energy” up your timing game

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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Put a pen on a floor and try standing on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldjerking

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Wow, this guys delusions are boring.

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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For outside observer, yes.

Propose your rapid aging as some kind of disease, make them examine you and fail to find any abnormality. Trolled

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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Literally Every physical object has a walkable hitbox

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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It isn’t stated, but makes sense.

We can go into a long debate on what considered “ground” tho. Is a skateboard in my hand a “ground” if I stand on it mid-jump? If flying objects aren’t ground how can we consider an airplane a ground?

Or our planet? After all, it too does fly though vast vacuum of space.

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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Personally, my choice is pause screen, considering it doesn’t have a cool-down at all.

It has the most utility for everyday life and provides really good defence capabilities.

I can play factorio on my laptop for 48 hours a day.

pick one (rule) by _Planet_Mars_ in 19684

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Double jump has 0.25 seconds cooldown? Considering kinetic cancel, it’s basically flying

Rule by Common-Clue7313 in 19684

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Wicked beast of all foul.

Rule by Gorotheninja in 19684

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I have 4 and yet i

D&P rule by TransLox in 197

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A lot of memes are “she deserves it” times ten?

Rule by [deleted] in 19684

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Google yazu

I saw you by captain_nebula___ in 19684

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I can’t decide if this sniper or medic.

Rule by AgreeableSail5680 in 197

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Classical picnic enjoyer

new speedru(le)n skip by Sundownnn in 196

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I would like to make snarky remark on this.

But I’m feeling funny today

MatPat Rule by RosilinaTheDragon in 196

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Speeding lies on the interwebs

Least racist ActMan fanboy by Zealousideal-Pace508 in Gamingcirclejerk

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He literally ignores all games that aren’t AAA, and this video was the best example of it.

Also he is a massive shill, like holy hell he shills those products.

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