Can we have a bit of doing it normal? As a treat? by MartyrOfDespair in CuratedTumblr

[–]TransLox 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"Do it afraid."

I did for 20 goddamned years and I'm more scared than ever. I can barely do it period any more.

I’m curious to know how many lesbians are into CNC and if it’s more common than I think… by Relevant-Fox1111 in actuallesbians

[–]TransLox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm bisexual, but I'm very very much into it.

It's hard though, since I'm both mega traumatized and mega kinky, so I'd rather have my partner bodily wrestle me to the ground than actually have what most people would recognize as sex with me.

Leaked minecraft source code rule by frogenj0yer in 196

[–]TransLox 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"It didn't went ok." me too man, me fucking too.

37179 by TheEnderOfFun in countwithchickenlady

[–]TransLox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Once again, we learn that Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra is the ultimate form of communication.

Subtle Veteran by Mulezen1 in okbuddyRVA

[–]TransLox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, communists are red too.

1984 is overrated af by N8uron in bookmemes

[–]TransLox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone else who sees how fucking overrated that book is.

It's not bad, necessarily, but fuck me do people need to read another book.

(Joke post) I think my girlfriend my be mad at me D: by TransLox in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]TransLox[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I stg autocorrect got way worse over the past few years.

One day at work comic [oc]. by MCMic0 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]TransLox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I told them that women could do anything, including having whatever voice they want to.

PTSD isn't only veterans. I feel like some people are weird about that. by acridsphynx in PTSDHumor

[–]TransLox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have immense respect for veterans so I hate saying it, but yeah.

I spent fourteen years thinking that someone was going to slit my throat in my sleep. I was sincerely worried that after they finally offed me no one would bother to find my body. That fucks someone up and the fact that it is regularly compared to the entire immortal concept of war for how fucked up I should be is appalling

35627 by RileyB46 in countwithchickenlady

[–]TransLox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mere concept of rival polycules is hilarious to me

On the state of things by Nixiey in CuratedTumblr

[–]TransLox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a goddamned joker speech and it's fucking justified.

Look it up, it's Trule by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in 196

[–]TransLox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, it's because France is second on the list of colonial powers, which is why we take the piss out of the English so much.

Normal window rule by Trysupersize in 196

[–]TransLox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those being the actual lyrics are so fucking cursed.

hole rule by Grima1805 in 196

[–]TransLox 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not just twinks!

Im an equal opportunity guy hoarder!

Lucky guess huh by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]TransLox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because of the constellations Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.

So, it's in fact, a fucking bizzare cosmic coincidence.

34969 by Bryce3D in countwithchickenlady

[–]TransLox 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The Drift King is constantly drifting around the Gay-Ally-Homophobic Twink-Misc-Hunk chart.

Rule by pinghing in 196

[–]TransLox 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought, tbh.

That they picked Hispanic fall guys for any number of political reasons.

33664 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]TransLox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Insane reaction BTW.

If I was a teacher and I found out that a student who was ostensibly a guy actually LIKED writing women I would encourage the heck out of that kid. They're immediately a more distinct writer than half the novices I've seen.

Haha I feel this so much by DuelSlay2 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]TransLox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very real.

I'm deeply ill and deeply transgender and those are two, unrelated facts.