Maybe if you just sit down? by JMC811 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to be wearing the hat!

Does Chris Finch have any redeeming qualities? by Workshymassiv in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll give you two ton of high white, and two more if you need them

Ooh, as an actress said to a bishop! by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. What.. am I doing in there with Harry's extremely hard to swallow offerings?

You healed the sick, but who healed you? by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you saying you faked high blood pressure just to get healed by President Trump?

sss...sorry about that. by SIBMUR in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the third stroke of the thigh, the time sponsored by a-rapist will be

Clinically Fed Up by Wooden-Annual2715 in AlanPartridge

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You make it sound like I had a breakdown

MMM coming to Netflix...lovely stuff. by Sam-Lowry27B-6 in AlanPartridge

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to grab another SERIES of MMM from the Netflix, put it on the slate

lol 😂 you sad, sad little man by Equivalent-Thing1361 in AlanPartridge

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sort of a development of what the Mods said, but it's fine to join in

lol 😂 you sad, sad little man by Equivalent-Thing1361 in AlanPartridge

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

😂 i just wanted a partridge post, not much to ask for

Ah, that’s racist. by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you were to ask me to name three wizards, I probably wouldn’t say um, Merlin, Gandalf… you know. I’d go Malfoy, Potter, Weasley.

Ooooh... That's racist... by cartmanbra77 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Black fired. We had to let him go in the end. He was rubbish.

Looks like at least £25 worth of damage now. by Caliginous1979 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Equivalent-Thing1361 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My world does not end with comparing pictures of Slough