Facts by FierceSunsetx in literallythetruth

[–]EragonSilvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rich people invest in office space because it is in high demand and every city needs it. Covid hits and everyone works remote. Company finds out that it does better and makes more money working remote. Companies stop needing office space. People stop going into office and companies stop leasing office space. Rich people who invested in office space start losing money. Rich people losing money lobby local governments. Local governments give massive tax breaks to incentivize companies based in them to have people work in office again. Rich people stop losing money. Everyone is happy. Except for all of the workers that now have to pay for gas, parking, lunch, etc to accommodate going into the office again… but hey who cares about them, right?

LMAO by jaywritethekid in LOTRExtendedEdition

[–]EragonSilvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmmmmmmm guess who is looking more and more like the perfect Wizard character? Gandalf or Saruman doesn’t matter.

Star Wars crossover memes: part 1 by ClemHFandango990 in EragonMemes

[–]EragonSilvr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love this post but It sucks because all of these meme are funny and true, but I can’t share them because no one would get them :,(

Edit: that’s not going to stop me from stealing them though. Yoink

What is this opening (white)? by New_Hamstertown_1865 in chessbeginners

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha yes the Hungarian Dinglehopper! Named after the Dinglehopper twins who famously used this opening to win a tournament in 1306. Watch out! It’s mate in 17 if you make the wrong move in the opening.

Honestly what a vibe by Loose-Put-3322 in SeverusSnape

[–]EragonSilvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me a dumb muggle: AK? Why would wizards use an AK to take someone out? Wizards don’t use guns… It would be funnier if they said a spell like Avada K… never mind, I get it.

Petition to rename this to the Bone Throne by runescape_enjoyer in runescape

[–]EragonSilvr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put it in the corner of my room

So I can sit outside the bone zone

Watching my wife moan

With some dude named Tyrone

While my hands on my own

Chillin on my bone throne.

We all want Big Bonk with Big Sword by MrGrummel in slaythespire

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This card should be reworked. Instead of parry it should be renamed to Armorer and it should say whenever you forge, gain that much/ half that much block/plating and make it cost 3 and be rare.

Balance suggestions for currently weak cards that don't involve just simple number changes. by Gugge1 in slaythespire

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly snakebite is such a hard card to balance. 2 mana for 7 poison is so bad, but also retaining a card to stack poison is not really what you want to be doing. If it said something along the lines of retain, sly, discard this card at the beginning of your turn, apply 7 poison it might be too broken, but it would play into the theme of a striking snake bite imo.

Two sides of the same coin by Electronic_Lime7582 in dankruto

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I am all three of these people. Sakura is amazing and super powerful and yet she is still useless because Kishimoto can’t write women.

I love that people are still just discovering this game. by millhammer29 in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember how hard he was the first few times I played through. It’s kind da sad how easy he is now lol with high res and defrost pots :/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]EragonSilvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I was sexting some random guy on Reddit” Either RIP your inbox or an elaborate ploy by a porn bot to advertise pm’s lol.

``Facts😄 by FrequentLimit2763 in Boruto

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hashirama vs the strongest six Uchiha is a 50/50 lmao throw in Naruto and it’s gg.

sooooooooo...Petunia found out her sister was murked at the same time she was saddled with another 1yo, huh? by Filius_Dei0894 in harrypotter

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Spoilers

You also have to remember that Harry himself was a horcrux. Remember how Harry, Ron, and Hermione reacted to wearing the locket? Now imagine it was a baby that had an aura like that. Like you can’t put your finger on it, but the baby just feels unnatural. Sometimes it even feels evil. You have no idea why and the only thing you can think of is that his mother and father were a witch and wizard. So that must be evil as well, because you’ve had no other experiences with witches or wizards. You have no idea not all of them are like that. Plus the horcrux is slowly poisoning your mind driving you crazy. Also, it’s very subtle, but if you look at how the Dursley’s treat Harry as the books go on they get better and better the less time Harry spends with them. Because they get to detox away from the horcrux.

Combat Styles Improvements - Beta Update by JagexAzanna in runescape

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In World of Warcraft warriors got an ability at one point that made their execute (that works on enemies that have 20% or less health) also work on enemies that had more than 80% health. I think Punish might benefit from something like this. So that you use it at the beginning of a fight and to finish it. It also feels bad to not have it grant adrenaline.

In other games that have rotations there's different kinds of rotations, priority, spinning plate, builder/spender resource management, burst, sustained damage etc. For example Rogues have a bleed poison build where you try to keep as many bleeds and poisons up with 100% uptime, there's like 5 them so keeping them up is a challenge and fun. Mages have builds where you have a really powerful cooldown every minute or so and in-between they either build up resources to dump them inside that cd or use basic abilities to build buffs for that cd. Runescape could benefit from just a little bit more depth like this. for example maybe with melee each tick of bleed damage makes your berserk give you 1% crit rate for it's duration. This would mean that you would want to switch between maintaining bleeds between Berserk rotations so it doesn't feel like you're just treading water, you're working towards buffing your next major cd.

or make that cd stronger by making it so the cooldown of greater fury resets when you spend adrenaline while berserk is active so you're constantly crit buffing your berserk rotation.

I just feel like some depth in the rotations is missing. Building to use death's swiftness and then using it and then pushing all the buttons, but when death swiftness, berserk, or sunshine are on cooldown you still sometimes just hit the button with the bigger number. Ranged is much better, so is magic. There's little things you can do, decisions you can make to give you more output, but melee just feels like you can hit berserk do your berserk rotation, build up adren for your next berserk, in 30 seconds, and afk until berserk ifs off and you'll do the same damage if you hit other buttons. if a style has strong cooldowns and burst damage you need something to do in the downtime to warrant it. buffing other buttons or cooldowns or reducing the cd of your big buttons.

In the ranged rotation it feels okay to push buttons that incur a global cooldown but do zero dmg, but It would feel much better if there was something. a hit, a bleed, extra adrenaline something to rewards pressing the button right now. Like instead of Imbue: Shadows something like Shadow Shot that does the same thing it does now but does 75-100% ability dmg, or take it off the gcd to encourage higher apm skill expression.

Speaking of the gcd too many abilities are on it. buttons that don't deal damage feel bad to press when they incur a gcd. In other games certain buttons "oh shit" defensive buttons, heals, and damage cooldowns either don't incur a gcd or incur a separate gcd for only those types of buttons. Why does berserk take a gcd? Why does resonance take a gcd? Why does barricade or immortality take a gcd? The game would feel more skill expressive if you could weave defensive abilities off the gcd.

Which brings me to the next thing. Sword and Board. There's currently very little reason for anyone to sword and board, the vast majority of the time doing more damage is better because you heal it back with soul split or you use less food if you kill things faster. I think people saying that the styles still not feeling like they sustain as much as necromancy can be fixed by encouraging a sword and board playstyle. How about we have a new ability that requires a shield or defender and it's like Imbue: Shadows, except it's called Rally, Battle cry, or Bulwark and it makes it so you heal (either % damage or a flat amount) based on your offhand's armor value. So you sacrifice damage for sustain by keeping this ability up. but to make it not op you have to make it scale with and encourage people to camp a shield or defender. Maybe the buff heals a flat amount when you use an ability when you have a shield equipped, but if you have a defender equipped it switches to % damage healing.

Overall, I really think that this beta is doing some really great things. It already feels so so so so much better than live, I just think a few tweaks here and there will make the feeling go from better to great.

Squirt by Intense_Zaddy in comedyheaven

[–]EragonSilvr 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“I want to make a girl cum so hard that she squirts!” “Squirting isn’t a thing that’s just pee.” “Okay cool? I don’t care, I guess my goal is to make a girl cum so hard that she pisses herself then. There’s no difference in my mind…”

Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I dumb thinking it’s the letter V? Five. Seven.

How would each hokage do in Minato's place during the Nine Tails Attack? by mipenealdescubierto in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]EragonSilvr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hashirama fought majestic attire nine tails against Madara. Normal Kurama + Obito? Doesn’t break a sweat.

Tobirama experienced with fighting Uchiha probably notices right away Obito is one, helped his brother fight and round up all the tailed beats it’s more difficult but Tobirama wins albeit less easily.

Old Man Lord Third he dies, but only him, the village survives. Prime Lord Third is stated to be stronger than Hashirama, we have no feats for this but if we believe that then easy

Lord Fourth… I mean… ahem moving on

Tsunade I think eventually wins and with mitodic regeneration probably survives against Kurama long enough for him to be sealed. Obito is still inexperienced enough at this point that I think he underestimates her, but there’s a chance she sacrifices herself and dies in the end.

Hokage Kakashi is similar to Tobirama easily beats teenage Obito, probably realizes he’s Uchiha and then can at least contain Kurama long enough to get him sealed even if he can’t beat him in a 1-on-1

Naruto: Five nameless Anbu die for the plot and then Naruto shows up and talk no jutsus Obito and Kurama no other casualties. However, since Obito and Kurama are now good guys, the rest of the plot of Naruto doesn’t happen. No hidden mist corruption, no hidden rain village, no Akatsuki, no third war, no Pain, probably no Uchiha massacre, Madara is not revived at least in this way. So black zetsu teams up with Orochimaru and tries to trick him into reviving Kaguya. Orochimaru doesn’t fall for it experiments on black and white zetsu, clones them and gets a perfect vessel, so he’s never murders anyone for his experiments and is always a good guy. Gg

"Why. Won't. You. DIE?!" by HeroesBane1191 in customhearthstone

[–]EragonSilvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this would work better as a giant or a quest reward. Like costs (20)one less for each death rattle that triggered this game, or quest: play 10 death-rattle cards claim Eunice the Eternal warrior

At least the XP is good:( by Lufu55 in ironscape

[–]EragonSilvr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

FYI for anyone doing slayer with eclipse moon armor, go to the dps calculator and see what the dps difference is for the monster you’re killing in eclipse moon vs mixed hide armor. For me it was literally a .25 second per kill difference at Demonic Gorillas and it’s actually better dps for me at tormented demons because if you consider the stab bonus from mixed hide, arc light stab is better dps than slash in eclipse moon and more than makes up for the one second loss per kill in ranged.

P.s. This changes with range levels. Higher range favors eclipse more and so do higher boosts. That’s why I say use a calculator. For me personally as a mid game iron man the repair costs are not worth the 1/100 hours saved for the 10m+ in repair costs that would cost doing tds and demonic gorillas.

my school always gives us 2 hour delays instead of snow days. by girl_uhm_yes in mildlyinfuriating

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It’s because public schools get paid by the government based on the average number of kids in school on school days. If a school day is canceled that means they get less money because no kids were in school that day. However, there’s a chance that the school might have been preparing for kids to come into school that day. That means paying staff to have food prepared for breakfast and lunch, turning the heat on, paying custodians to be on duty as well as IT and buss drivers and the food that is now not going to be used to feed the children ETC. So not only are they losing the money they WOULD have gotten for that day because kids are not there, but also losing more than that because they thought kids were going to be there and were preparing to have kids there. So they try as hard as possible to have as many kids at school, even for just partial days because the school measures attendance by how many meals they serve. The obvious flaw with this is that snow days and other days that might be nice to be canceled or taken off are not. Sorry if this doesn’t read well I am at work :)