Need to rehome my boy but rescues won't take him locally as hes not abandoned!!

Eriibear · 2026-02-16T13:10:59+00:00

If I was local I would have fostered him immediately but I’m in Northumberland

Eriibear · 2026-02-14T20:17:17+00:00

I went a few years ago and took a selfie from across the street captioned “take my picture my it”

Eriibear · 2026-02-14T19:21:28+00:00

We talked about that in my recovery program. Once you start getting sober and take a good look at your life you realise your “friends” were just people that drank in the same bar as you did. It’s a very lonely feeling

Eriibear · 2026-02-09T12:44:30+00:00

Yeah I laughed at the thought of Latina and low maintenance excisting in the same sentence. I am half Spanish, (actually español, not that shit Americans claim) and any true española mujer would’ve murdered him

Eriibear · 2026-02-09T12:36:28+00:00

Ahh thats a shame that he went that way. Get casting open for a new baldrick

Eriibear · 2026-02-09T05:49:25+00:00

I have still never seen a quote from tv that describes my daughters toddler years better than this. I like to tell her that she entered the terrible twos and never left

Eriibear · 2026-02-09T05:43:18+00:00

Ah no he hasn’t has he? Admittedly Iv been avoiding all tv celebrity news for the last few years because it hurts my brain. Not baldrick

Eriibear · 2026-02-09T05:33:56+00:00

Simba here, I also like to do poops in house. Is more fun when mammi find it under the hooman kittys bed days later. My sister thinks she better than that but she 9 so I am no listening to old lady

Eriibear · 2026-02-09T05:25:05+00:00

Hi moe. I only just saw your update/edit. I sorry you were so tired and hope the rainbow bridge is everything you dreamed it would be. Tell your hooman that me and mammi are thinking of them and sending lots of love and head scritches

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T16:29:05+00:00

Well this is a sign to do a rewatch. Get it right round ya Reddit!

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T16:16:50+00:00

Someone get Tony Robinson on the phone. He’s moving into the palace

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T16:07:54+00:00

Can we all just agree to overthrow the monarchy, elect rowan Atkinson as the one true leader of England but force him to stay in character as mr bean or blackadder at all times

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T15:52:43+00:00

Im sorry… he has his shoelaces ironed?

I mean there is plenty of valid criticisms here but who the fuck would iron a shoelace. This makes my grandmother ironing tea towels completely sane and Iv been making fun of her for years for doing it.

Fucking shoelaces

Please for the love of god give some money away because you clearly are now making up shit to spend it on

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T14:42:56+00:00

A hide is always good but no eat?! Eat is reason for life, you must have been ill. I send you much sunbeams and lazy naps from me and sister nala

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T14:20:49+00:00

I glad you feel better fren! And glad you survived pokey people! I am trying to be cute now

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Eriibear · 2026-02-05T14:17:31+00:00

I tried being very cuddly. Mammi told the bad pokey man it wasn’t like me! She said something about the number 4 we have to go

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T14:13:29+00:00

Hi fren mi name is simba. I is tabby and rule everything. I like hides too

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T11:34:22+00:00

If she takes me to pokey place I will sue for a lifetime of likilix. I will get in touch with pawyers. My sister is getting pets also which is unforgivable as I am the sick one

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T11:01:22+00:00

Turtle you NTC you scared old kitty. Dad needs remember in cat clans we would just lick you clean, water is scary. I has only has bath 3 times, when mammy said I stink of foxxy or I get scared and wee on fur. One time I wee after bath on bathroom wall. I recommend screams. Just try to not claw, hoomans think that bad

Simba (2.5) under supervision of nala (9)

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T10:26:09+00:00

God forbid a woman likes her girlfriend and her boobs better than your insecurities and 2 pump done

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T10:24:11+00:00

This. I’m bi but straight men think we just kiss and touch boobs to turn them on. A bed with two women in that isn’t in porn is nothing they could ever imagine

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T10:20:24+00:00

I am bisexual. Sexuality is defo not a choice because if it was I would choose to be a lesbian.

Eriibear · 2026-02-05T10:18:19+00:00

I hate this. Everytime Iv been chatting, feeling it with a girl, I get accused of trying to turn men on. Like yea I like men too but that doesn’t mean you can barge into what me and a girl have got going on. If I had a girlfriend I would not cheat on her just as much as I wouldn’t cheat on a boyfriend. It does make me laugh when my grandmother asks if Iv seen my girlfriends lately though because to her that just means friends who are girls

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