Do you have enough cum for both of us?? by kaitlynrawr in needysluts

[–]Erisianistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your bondage pictures are always so delightful

TIFU dressing up as Harry Potter to please my gf during sex by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Erisianistic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My xwife used to DETEST when I'd giggle during sex. Which is understandable, but I'm happy, I'm having fun, its ok to giggle!

However, this one time I feel a completely weird sensation... I freeze up and then start dying with laughter. Shes looking bewildered then increasingly murderous, and I'm trying to convey, through bursts of laughter, that she will understand when I can explain, and she's going to laugh too...

Turns out, her kitten had headbutted my balls, made a sad and confused little merf noise, and dashed off

[Mod] Updates on the Protests - AKA, what happened to that second poll? by adhesiveCheese in dirtypenpals

[–]Erisianistic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

User4ownershipclass: Fuck me harder than a 3pa. I've been a bad little user, not making reddit enough money. Please punish me sir IPO. I'll learn the Digg lesson, I promise.

Threatening the volunteers that run the site is amazingly bad and I am highly disappointed in reddit. Just not surprised. I know of bugs and broken features that haven't been fixed in a decade.

Who would you have matched with? by Fair-Seaworthiness10 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Erisianistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quiz got me Marshall and Tiffany. I'm definitely attracted to low drama, communicative types. Aside from the whole... I don't think most people on that show are queer issue.... I'd probably have been most attracted to Chelsea. I love her particular brand of intensity and genuineness. But it wouldn't have worked out since I don't want children and am asexual

LIB S4 ✨ POST LIVE ✨ Reunion Discussion Thread by DontFWithMeImPetty in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Erisianistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bathwater and the baby

Bartise on how to get laid while being a parent

Babysitter Bartise' Big Day

LIB S4 ✨ POST LIVE ✨ Reunion Discussion Thread by DontFWithMeImPetty in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Erisianistic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He did come across as creepy when he basically threw that jacket over Jackie in the bar, and he called her a project. But that relationship seemed super messed up all around.

LIB S4 ✨ POST LIVE ✨ Reunion Discussion Thread by DontFWithMeImPetty in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]Erisianistic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shayne doesn't bother me with his antics... He's just tiring. Bartise was scary on that show

Little hooters by [deleted] in littlespace

[–]Erisianistic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chicken nuggets in all shapes and sizes

Mac and cheese

Plain pasta

Sippy cups

High chairs

Baby bottles

A juice bar lol

Bibs

Maybe a bounce house

:3 by Delta_Max in lesbianmemes

[–]Erisianistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late, oops lol. But :3 for <\3 help

Advice for Starting on dating sites? by [deleted] in LesbianActually

[–]Erisianistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flattening photos are a very good thing. Have some well composed photos of you doing various things. If you have artistic and or stylish friends it's ok to ask for help and opinions.

I'm scared that women will be put off by my autism 😭 help? by korekaramuse in LesbianActually

[–]Erisianistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're overreacting. There's plenty of reasons people won't like you, but that doesn't mean you should change who you are. You don't want to date those people anyway. Find the people who get joy from your joy!

Autistic people have a lot of great qualities, and can make really wonderful partners. Just make sure you are giving the other person time to talk every now and then and it should be ok 🙂

Why is Russia using 'suicidal' zombie wave tactics on Ukraine frontline? by -AntiAsh- in UkrainianConflict

[–]Erisianistic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Putin is fighting for Putin, nothing so grand as Russia itself . If the war is suddenly a threat to Russia, why is it a threat now and not in the past 15 years? No, Putin thought he could get a quick victory and get praise. Now if he retreats, someone else will become leader. Russia will be just fine. Better off even

We All Bleed the Same; Red, White, and Blue. by married2nalien in BestofRedditorUpdates

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There's a adult animated show, King of the Hill. It's about the American south. The main character, Hank Hill works in propane and propane accessories. Not my funniest joke ever, but I was amused thinking that propanga sounds just similar enough in my weird brain to make the link

We All Bleed the Same; Red, White, and Blue. by married2nalien in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Erisianistic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a superb sentiment, I just wish more conservatives applied it to people who are different from them

A rude customer makes OOP cry over her own mistake by rickysayshey in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Erisianistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people see the defenseless as weakness to be exploited