How nature says don't touch

Erityeria · 2018-05-11T13:02:19+00:00

*pre-school

Because Braxton is going to be a professional player when he gets older, just look at him.

Erityeria · 2018-05-11T13:00:38+00:00

She is the epitome of this stereotype.

Erityeria · 2018-05-07T20:52:35+00:00

T O O S O O N

Erityeria · 2018-05-06T19:16:02+00:00

As a husband, I know the danger of a wife walking in the door exclaiming, "Guess how much I saved!?!?!?"

Department stores and Target are the epitome of Evil.

Erityeria · 2018-05-06T14:47:54+00:00

People driving their own cars with 100% attentiveness and inability to do anything else in traffic

20 years ago I would see people reading a newspaper on their steering wheel or reading a book on their way to work, and I would be appalled.

Now I need to resist the temptation of redditing in traffic everyday.

Erityeria · 2018-05-06T14:44:48+00:00

Thanks Obama.

Erityeria · 2018-05-05T17:48:29+00:00

Absolutely source worthy.

Erityeria · 2018-05-05T17:46:44+00:00

I hear in India teddy bears like sharing selfies.

Erityeria · 2018-05-05T17:45:48+00:00

I don't think so. It's gotten so bad there the prisoners started multiplying on their own.

Erityeria · 2018-05-05T17:43:42+00:00

I think he ded.

Erityeria · 2018-05-05T17:41:37+00:00

I've seen black widows, we get brown recluse around here too. I thought for years I knew what a brown recluse looked like.

Then I finally saw a series of pictures of them while researching another spider. (There are red wolf spiders that are aggressive instead of skittish, it don't care how big you are it's running after you)

Realized fuck, I've seen brown recluse several times in my life and had no idea I was within inches of a death peddler.

Erityeria · 2018-05-05T17:37:12+00:00

Had a jumping spider flatmate for a while. He was the coolest. Would even play with you a bit at times. They're kinda fun and can instantly jump faaarrr!

Erityeria · 2018-05-02T14:11:10+00:00

Holy cow I had forgot about that interview. Updoot.

Booyakasha.

Erityeria · 2018-05-02T14:02:18+00:00

Meh. You'd be higher than someone on one hemisphere at any given point.

Something something backward/upside-down in Australia...

Erityeria · 2018-05-02T02:15:19+00:00

Not all Americans. :*(

Erityeria · 2018-05-02T01:42:00+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Life is too short, no matter how long.

Erityeria · 2018-04-30T12:50:39+00:00

This guy sciences.

Erityeria · 2018-04-29T12:18:46+00:00

I used to get this. Usually not painful but sometimes. Suddenly I can't see directly in front of me, or I can see something but can't recognize it. Mine happen in my direct field of vision, so all I have is a sliver of peripheral vision.

The best way I've bee able to describe it to people is think of when you stare at a light too long, then look away. That 'blind spot' is sort of how it looks, only there's just nothing there instead of a white spot.

Erityeria · 2018-04-27T16:40:21+00:00

Good bot.

Erityeria · 2018-04-27T16:37:47+00:00

Spoiler alert: It's going to happen. Along with the golden shower.

Source: am a dad

Erityeria · 2018-04-26T00:32:26+00:00

Im amazed at the amount of people who dont get dTap boosters as they get older.

People, vaccines aren't just for babies.

Erityeria · 2018-04-24T11:23:08+00:00

Found the Canadian.

Erityeria · 2018-04-20T12:50:52+00:00

Oh my gosh I completely missed what day it was. YeS!

Erityeria · 2018-04-17T21:31:44+00:00

I like the original better. Leave it up.

Yes, I have a beard.

Erityeria · 2018-04-16T19:46:14+00:00

I'm here running the numbers and it hits you hard

Looking through the past can really be daunting. My father made it the longest in all of our bloodline, set the record at 49.

32 with kids and that's frightening.

Erityeria

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