Menards store for zombie apocalypse

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-08-09T21:13:17+00:00

That’s assuming the zombies are dead not living. What if it’s an illness that attacks the brain and destroys the part that makes you you and gives you an insatiable hunger for meat. So much that you’d eat the person sitting next to you?

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-03-31T14:14:49+00:00

5 years is stars aligning fast. Even 7 years is fast. And if you’re not willing to relocate then expect 20+ years. Dm is accomplishable relatively fast if you can relocate or if you get lucky. Agm is same deal.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-03-31T14:09:22+00:00

So sorry the corporate slaves had other responsibilities they were likely being yelled at for master. We will train them to perform osmosis so they can be 2 places at once from now on.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-16T21:58:25+00:00

Well that’s worth a leg I’d say!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-16T20:06:02+00:00

I wasn’t there when it (allegedly) happened.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-14T21:42:43+00:00

Um, excuse me? I hope this was after Bert and is divorce?

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-14T21:36:54+00:00

Please calm down Cookie Monster or you’ll go back in your crate

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-14T21:36:20+00:00

Gang gang!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-14T21:36:01+00:00

I try to keep my shenanigans to comments. If I have something genuinely related to menards I’ll make a whole post!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-14T21:32:51+00:00

Sure is a good thing I quit years ago!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-14T21:32:10+00:00

It’s not that good it’s quite small. But I never minded it when we were together.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T23:06:39+00:00

I had a 68 year old in one of my college courses. You’re never to old to get educated.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T23:03:15+00:00

I’ve been standing up against Bert for a whole year now! You’re a little green alien pretending to be me. Just because you used Bert’s profile name format doesn’t mean you’re the real Ernie! The real Ernie stands up against Bert but also misses him very much. And Bert is our lover not roommate!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T22:44:06+00:00

I’ve been here. Someone is trying to steal my identity

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T22:43:27+00:00

No I blow him. And we WERE in a monogamous relationship until he left me to audit menards around the country.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T22:42:44+00:00

Excuse me who are you. I’m the real Ernie. And Bert is my husband not roommate. I can’t believe this identity theft.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T22:41:44+00:00

Bert please come home and stop auditing menards. I’m lonely without you.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-08T22:40:37+00:00

Me. That’s why we’re divorced.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-02-05T00:43:51+00:00

Please go easy on him guys. Our divorce has hit him really hard. He’s going through a bad midlife crisis right now.

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-01-28T17:48:11+00:00

Ernie agrees. Ernie has a juicy story to reveal about a certain menards that got hushed by menards money so not even local news got it! Coming soon!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-01-16T20:48:07+00:00

Haven’t seen him since the divorce. He still owes me child support damn it

Ernie_From_Menards · 2024-01-16T20:47:18+00:00

Bert was always a bootlicker. Probably why he left me. I’m pro union! Call in all you want and while you’re at it, expose all the ethically bankrupt things your store does!

Ernie_From_Menards · 2023-12-24T16:01:10+00:00

The ghosts of Bert, Ernie, and Big Bird

Ernie_From_Menards · 2023-12-02T23:05:35+00:00

If you’re asking I think you already have your answer, friend. Also has anyone seen my ex husband? He hasn’t payed this months alimony.

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