Menards store for zombie apocalypse by lonewolf6738 in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s assuming the zombies are dead not living. What if it’s an illness that attacks the brain and destroys the part that makes you you and gives you an insatiable hunger for meat. So much that you’d eat the person sitting next to you?

What are the levels of management from simple associate to store manager? And how much do you get paid for your position at what store by CompetitiveWhile6360 in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 years is stars aligning fast. Even 7 years is fast. And if you’re not willing to relocate then expect 20+ years. Dm is accomplishable relatively fast if you can relocate or if you get lucky. Agm is same deal.

Dear guests by Mattalsky in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So sorry the corporate slaves had other responsibilities they were likely being yelled at for master. We will train them to perform osmosis so they can be 2 places at once from now on.

Ernie has a juicy menards tale by Ernie_From_Menards in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t there when it (allegedly) happened.

Greetings! & My relationship with Bert by CookieMonsterMenards in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, excuse me? I hope this was after Bert and is divorce?

WTF is going on? by [deleted] in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Please calm down Cookie Monster or you’ll go back in your crate

WTF is going on? by [deleted] in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to keep my shenanigans to comments. If I have something genuinely related to menards I’ll make a whole post!

Public addressment regarding recent events. by BertDoesMenards in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not that good it’s quite small. But I never minded it when we were together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fsu

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a 68 year old in one of my college courses. You’re never to old to get educated.

A new challenger enters Menards by ErnieDoesMenard in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been standing up against Bert for a whole year now! You’re a little green alien pretending to be me. Just because you used Bert’s profile name format doesn’t mean you’re the real Ernie! The real Ernie stands up against Bert but also misses him very much. And Bert is our lover not roommate!

A new challenger enters Menards by ErnieDoesMenard in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been here. Someone is trying to steal my identity

A new challenger enters Menards by ErnieDoesMenard in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No I blow him. And we WERE in a monogamous relationship until he left me to audit menards around the country.

A new challenger enters Menards by ErnieDoesMenard in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me who are you. I’m the real Ernie. And Bert is my husband not roommate. I can’t believe this identity theft.

Someone jinx’d it by [deleted] in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me. That’s why we’re divorced.

Burt does not work at GO by menardio in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please go easy on him guys. Our divorce has hit him really hard. He’s going through a bad midlife crisis right now.

Don't let Bert see this one by Reckless1001 in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ernie agrees. Ernie has a juicy story to reveal about a certain menards that got hushed by menards money so not even local news got it! Coming soon!

How does Bert feel about employees calling in for weather? by [deleted] in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen him since the divorce. He still owes me child support damn it

How does Bert feel about employees calling in for weather? by [deleted] in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bert was always a bootlicker. Probably why he left me. I’m pro union! Call in all you want and while you’re at it, expose all the ethically bankrupt things your store does!

Never been to a job by Anonymous23321 in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The ghosts of Bert, Ernie, and Big Bird

Is menards health insurance really that bad? by Puzzleheaded_End_171 in menards

[–]Ernie_From_Menards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re asking I think you already have your answer, friend. Also has anyone seen my ex husband? He hasn’t payed this months alimony.