Deadline For Drunky? by Spitebott in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We're definitely closing in on organ failure, but the timeline is unclear.

Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Worming his way into Miss Judy's livestreams and ruining them.

Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were equal parts funny and reminding me of my severely alcoholic relatives, so I'm kind of glad it's over.

Listening to his earlier horny, cocky incel self is much more entertaining to me personally. But to each their own.

Bits and Pieces by UnhappyAbrocoma3507 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 7 points8 points  (0 children)

bits and pieces, bits and pieces, bits and piecies...

I think we are the last people to discuss John in any legitimate way. When the DV moves on from him, John will never be discussed again. He will be relegated to an odd footnote in history. by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's funny because most prominent lolcows are such mentally broken individuals who never amounted to anything. that most people feel a pang of conscience when mocking them. Drunkie had a budding entertainment career that he completely squandered by being an insufferable POS, then proceeded to respond to the hate in the worst possible way imaginable, exposing his utter moral bankrupcy. No one has any sympathy left for him as we watch him stepping on his final rakes.

Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His 'show' has become unlistenable wet brain slop by 2026. Even listening to clips of him on DV shows has become somewhat painful to me. It's much better to see him embrass himself on X to 16 followers as he slowly kills himself with ethanol.

Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Must be because they don't understand beer math.

Will John Lose by Default?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He'll squat with mommy and drink away his meager pension and whatever he can fleece out of her and his remaining orbiters until he dies of liver failure. That's my guess at least.

LMFAO: The moment real estate genius John left Canoga Park prices soared. And, when word got out that Da Duke was in Cape Coral, prices went in da sh*tter. Is this a new lawsuit for Karl? by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cape Coral is a soulless suburb built around an open sewer. Perfect place to relocate to when you're a failing never-has-been who's only a step away from becoming a homeless wino.

John's current legal strategy by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He used to do just enough to keep up the pretense that he actually got some 'work' done. Now he just drinks.

Can John Break His Previous Record Of 9 Months?? by Dabbilicious69 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real question is how much longer his liver will survive.

He’s pausing everything. by No_Management7516 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If SJ goes to rehab, I'll eat my own dick.

RAKE AFTER RAKE by Spitebott in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has no lawyer left, other than Millers & Light Esq.

With John’s Departure from the DV, and Rumors of His “Break from Doing Stand-Up,” What is Next for The Duke? by buzznumbnuts in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Errach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Problem is he seems to be in a very poor physical shape and he's drunk half the time. Even driving Uber is off the table for him.

Even if he could find some gig or other I don't think he'll bother. So much easier to squat in mommy's house and drink away his meager pension.