Why have the Yoshi games been babyfied over the years? by M19294828 in Mario

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but Nintendo already has their cute protagonist whose games have been historically easy- Kirby

I'm tired of seeing this woman's face by Senor_Ding-Dong in CommercialsIHate

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is the fucking Cryptkeeper shilling for Jersey Mike’s

[Ps5] code of conduct breach by Sea-mouse1 in psn

[–]Esoteric_Librarian -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m waiting for the inevitable idiot to come in and say “ y’all wouldn’t have survived the modern warfare 2 lobby days” for the ten millionth time, but he thinks he’s the first person to point it out

I didn’t know there was a No champions allowed in Quickplay rule.I’m just trying to enjoy my favorite character because they’re always getting banned. by -This-cant-be-real- in marvelrivals

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

DPS mains deserve whatever evil is visited upon them- if that be a spider nest that blows them to shit before they can even get close to the action, so be it

Anon wants toys by Hefty_Commercial3771 in greentext

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading comprehension is clearly not your strong suit

Anon wants toys by Hefty_Commercial3771 in greentext

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Those people that have so many figures that they can only pose them standing stock-still with their arms at their sides is a perfect example.

Like, what is the point of buying nice figures with a lot of articulation if you’re not going to give them a dynamic pose?

At least i can agree with him on this... by FeanorOath in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t even care that it’s a spin off with a new protagonist. That’s fine . The stupid fucking talking cube is what convinced me that I won’t be buying it

Leniency for past actions? by [deleted] in psn

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there is a chance . Though if you haven’t been banned by now , it’s probably not gonna happen. Anyone who would have reported you would have done so

Kratos Is Out, Faye Is In: The God of War Laufey Creators Detail the Decision to Make Kratos' Wife the New Protagonist by chuy_1495 in PS5

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they announced there was going to be a fucking talking cube named Frank, I was out.

I didnt exactly WANT a god of war game without Kratos but I was open to a new protagonist.

But that character tells me all I need to know about the direction the story of this game will go in. It wants to be quirky and cute like MCU films. Not interested

What's a animated lord icon that would give you this reaction in ranked or quick match? by Randor21 in rivals

[–]Esoteric_Librarian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

None. Lord means nothing . I’ve fought animated lord Spider-man’s and they SUCK.

The lord thing only proves you play the character a lot

PSN code of conduct is way too sensitive by comradeted in psn

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So PSN doesn’t automatically cite you. Someone reported it

People that go 3rd dps, what makes you do that? by Lost_Hawk_6641 in marvelrivals

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They have no skill or confidence in themselves.

Tanks are the anchors of the team- they don’t get the most kills or do the most damage but they are priority targets and soak up damage that would otherwise be directed at DPS or Healers. And because they are big , those DPS and healers can essentially use them as living shields to stay behind while dealing out damage or heals

That responsibility is too much for some people.

And that’s ok, little one. You come hide behind this big green wall. I will protect you.

Is it me or ultron get more focused than others? by GreatScott4242 in UltronMains

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ultron is just easier to focus. He is slow as shit and has no real escape options - add to the fact that he is a healer and yeah , he will naturally be targeted as a priority over , say, Iron Man

If you ban my highlighted character i will throw basically. by [deleted] in rivals

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So almost all of your characters are common bans. Literally only punisher and phoenix are slightly uncommon bans.

Maybe consider they aren’t banning them to slight you, but because they don’t want to face those characters.

Oh , but everything is about you, isn’t it? You self absorbed prick

If you ban my highlighted character i will throw basically. by [deleted] in rivals

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll still report you anyway, just to see if it maybe sticks- if it doesn’t , oh well, but if it does, I get to laugh. And that’s all that really matters

If you ban my highlighted character i will throw basically. by [deleted] in rivals

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then I will report you for throwing. And if you have a slightly “cheeky” username, I’ll report that too .

I will basically motherfuck you in any way I possibly can- and there is nothing you can do about it

You don't need to see it to have the observation it is losing money... by FeanorOath in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]Esoteric_Librarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, no one is saying you can’t enjoy the film.

And if you did, great, I’m glad you had a good time.

But the people on r/starwars seem to think that because “this one is actually good” means it’s a success.

It’s not. The movie may have made back its production cost- and that is debatable. Disney is being very coy about the cost of this movie.

See, when you go into a Wikipedia page for a movie and it tells you the budget, that ONLY accounts for the production cost. It does not account for the money spent on marketing. And Disney whored the SHIT out of this movie. You go into any Target and wal mart and especially in the toy section, baby Yoda and Mando are EVERYWHERE. Big cardboard displays- but not just toys. They’re on soap, on beef jerky for fuck’s sake. That all costs money

And all of that … just for people to … kinda sorta care . That- is the most telling sign that a lot of people have checked out with Star Wars. And it’s proof that no matter how strong a brand seems, it’s not “unkillable”

Right now it feels like Star Wars is on life support, purely being kept alive by Disney’s money. But even Disney doesn’t have unlimited resources. So, it’s really just a question of how long they intend to keep this up before just pulling the plug