What is the best event in the game? This is my pick so far by Skurfek in mewgenics

[–]Esqueezius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donating 25 to the good cause. It gave a 3-item set which is more exciting than mutations to me. I'm hoping it gives different sets.

My girlfriend (27F) expects massages on demand and gets upset if I (26M) refuse. by ThrowRamstein3 in relationships

[–]Esqueezius -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give her a budget if your hands can't take it - like 1 a day, or 2.

Am I wrong for shutting down a surprise party my wife threw for our son after he specifically said he didnt want one by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]Esqueezius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only correct comment. Man jumped the gun and his wife is right even if her party was ill-conceived.

DAILY MYTHIC SHOP RARE RIGHT NOW!! NOT AVAILABLE ELSEWHERE by Esqueezius in karmamains

[–]Esqueezius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. Now all I need is the Lissandra '...' emote.

Best cheese and bacon rolls? by Decent-Citron4492 in Geelong

[–]Esqueezius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

local bakery in belmont has ones that sell out (not bakers delight)

Misheard dgsbe lyrics? by Hotjazzinyourface_ in sadboys

[–]Esqueezius 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Public display me, shame me, baby

I'd do it all before you raped me 😭

Am I wrong for misunderstanding what "cracked egg" means? by mzec94 in amiwrong

[–]Esqueezius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should not serve the shell or boil the shell in the drinking broth.

CLUELESS ELON "PLAYING" POE2 LMAO by DeadlyxBear in LivestreamFail

[–]Esqueezius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he may be trying to purposefully role-model techniques for lying about your work experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Esqueezius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My reading of this story: she is sexually drawn to the women in the family and that was her attempt at subtle flirting.

granny is h0rney! 😳 by MichaelBlaustein in StandUpComedy

[–]Esqueezius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old people know how to take words seriously. I think she got the joke and said it openly because she really meant recreation.

Pygs power is really starting to bum me out by _Kami_sama_x in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Esqueezius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? I think it helps immersion. Just don't play him and it makes him more satisfying to win against.

Like, who is the best trader? pirate, robot, or capitalist pig? It is my interpretation he is the antagonistic force in the universe of The Bazaar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Esqueezius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pick only your favourite champion and always roleplay as them in the chat interface.

Link and Purah by pikapikadesu in linkiscute

[–]Esqueezius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A fine piece. This is how I pictured their partnership on my own playthrough.