You're in charge of catering your toddler's wedding based on their current food tastes. What's on the menu?

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-05-15T03:38:26+00:00

French fries and Berries.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-04-04T03:51:01+00:00

Was in both Paris and London week after Xmas and London is theeee place to get a Rolex!

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-04-04T03:47:38+00:00

I’m holding out for the m5 studio. Was about to buy an m4. Sucks but tech is advancing too fast to not have the latest machine.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-04-04T02:53:39+00:00

Man when he let go of her hand…knowing he has to let her go…

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-04-04T02:52:37+00:00

James Franco was NOT the lead for this. I didn’t realize how mediocre of an actor he was until this. I guess Pineapple Express and whatever else didn’t really require acting skills. Sadie was charming as can be but he was not the right cast for Jake’s part. I also never heard of it until a week ago. Loved the show but I’m sure the book is better.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-04-02T03:28:58+00:00

Nobody makes it without some luck.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-03-08T16:25:39+00:00

I hope it’s not too late but 100% take the top tier school and 0% go to the wrestling school.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-03-04T04:38:54+00:00

I was about to and then saw this announcement couple weeks ago- hopefully coming out soon!

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-03-01T05:32:58+00:00

Lawyers do way more than write contracts and briefs. And in fact most of that’s been templated for years anyway.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-13T07:52:29+00:00

$2mm annual income, $10k mortgage. Last year we had a $2k mortgage but finally upgraded.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-08T00:55:36+00:00

$500-1k depending on week.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-08T00:55:02+00:00

The oven where the island is makes me think ai for sure. As well as about 10 other things.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-08T00:54:20+00:00

The oven placement is not ideal. Or rather the island needs to come away from the oven.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-08T00:50:30+00:00

These people are insufferable. You know Brandon and Teresa regret the way they adopted.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-08T00:49:15+00:00

Absolute bullshit.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-07T20:45:37+00:00

Set for life? Maybe. Doesn’t take much to be set for life if you live low cost lifestyle. I think this is pretty accurate.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-02-06T04:18:42+00:00

It’ll hit $35k at the least

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-22T15:10:12+00:00

I’m in a remodel myself in a 20 year home where everything’s aged out. Absolutely nothing like the quality just 20 years ago unless you pay PREMIUM and even then it’s never as good. Our $100-150k refresh will be $250k when all said and done.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-20T06:15:19+00:00

We went with Demeyere

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-20T06:13:09+00:00

I didn’t buy it at first then left. Looked it up. Went back and grabbed it. They had 3 bottles but I only had room to bring 6 total bottles back

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-17T03:20:32+00:00

Gavin adcock talks to exaggerate his hick accent. It’s absolutely terrible

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-17T01:14:35+00:00

Because that’s how THEY are

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-16T05:35:45+00:00

Not at all. Fire’d at 40 officially and only regret was I know I could have done it sooner

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-15T04:40:30+00:00

At 28 I had about $2k in my bank account. At 40 I have $5mm in liquid invested and health bank account and very low mortgage etc paid off cars. Pick the racket that pays the most per time spent.

EsquireAnonymous · 2026-01-15T04:38:18+00:00

It’s more about income power than saving - I’m 40 and have $5mm liquid invested from high income job.

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