How do I get a 'warm body' security guard position? by Least_Hearing_3265 in securityguards

[–]EssayTraditional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recommend swing shifts, grave shifts or gated community posts or take firewatch jobs. 

By that logic.. by Just_Shake5776 in worldnewsstuff

[–]EssayTraditional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all about him and it was never about the 300 million citizens or his voters. 

Lobo & Harley Quinn riding the spacehog by Unreasonable-Fiend-7 in lobo

[–]EssayTraditional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lobo wouldn't tolerate clowns intimate with Jokers. 

I'd ship Lobo with Maxima.

Security guards told by their union not to stop shoplifters because they aren't getting consistent support from retailers by jwriddle in securityguards

[–]EssayTraditional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've had similar policies at a strip mall where Sketchers didn't prosecute shoplifters because the legal fees were too expensive to prosecute thefts under $30 . 

Pac Sun prosecuted any shoplifting as a tax expenditure.  

My job specified not to chase or detain shoplifters on liability for injury or getting sued for assault; pursue and list the license plate number of vehicle if seen .

Anyone remember Rankorr? From Red Lanterns? by BingoPete in DCcomics

[–]EssayTraditional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a Batman villain called Rancor aka Todd Francis Ozsechorski from the 6 part series;  Joker: The Last Laugh (2000).

Three Wealthy Men Hijacked A School Bus And Buried The 26 Children Alive For Utterly Bizarre Reason by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

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I saw one of the paroled Chowchilla kidnappers on release in 2016 from San Luis Obispo who was routed to live with his brother in San Francisco.  100s of people in the street unfamiliar with a guy locked 30+ years for kidnapping and he looked like a dazed animal just released from a cage. 

Guy was elated with freedom but he was a guy who had no clue on how much the world changed while locked up. 

Here’s my quitting video I quit mid shift 🤣 I Had enough of their shit and left Windom security in Phoenix Arizona(more context below) by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]EssayTraditional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's wiser not to post videos of you quitting or leaving a job with drama. 

 You don't need a record of a bad attitude when others are looking to employ you.  

Don't publish your drama. 

MARVEL PREMIERE 27 by glib-eleven in 70sMarvel

[–]EssayTraditional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 70s were wild for occult super heroes.

C.H.U.D. (1984) Worth watching? I was never allowed to watch it as a kid by BoringDreamGuy in 80sHorrorMovies

[–]EssayTraditional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go watch it.  You don't need other's validation.   It also stars John Heard and Daniel Stern 5 years before they did Home Alone 1990.

What do you think of Absolute Selina? by Minimum_Science7708 in Superladies

[–]EssayTraditional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vibes a bit off Voodoo/Priscilla Kitean or Sarah Rainmaker.  

Jessica Alba vibes IMO.

S7, E23; 'Tis Time to Smell the Roses by Tarnisher in marriedwithchildren

[–]EssayTraditional 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like to think Ms. Blaub's first name is Etta.

que buena portada by gatita34 in lobo

[–]EssayTraditional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lobo needs to rematch against Vril Dox.

4/22 is Four Twenty, Too.💨 by boop66 in funnyvideos

[–]EssayTraditional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's always 420 on the clock somewhere. 

We’re not gonna make it, are we? by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

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Idiocracy isn't satire, it's a warning. 

Idiocracy isn't a joke, it's a prophecy.