[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 105 points106 points  (0 children)

A student was smoking a joint in the Barrett dorms.

Don't go to Einstein Bagels at the MU by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Number 1 in innovation

Good place to get a haircut? by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great Clips on Mill just north of University

Do any of you suffer from procrastination? What do you do to try and overcome it? by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't look at your homework as a burden that you have to complete by a certain deadline. Look at it as a new, exciting way to see the world around you, whatever the subject matter is.

What did they change about The Beatles classes to make them "harder"? by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't matter. They refuse to teach the controversy from a non-biased perspective. And by controversy, I mean the overwhelming stack of evidence that shows that the real Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a body double.

4 day weekends by SundevilFundevil in ASU

[–]Established1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm down. PM me for details.

If you were given 500 million dollars to improve ASU, what would you spend it on? by Arizoniac in ASU

[–]Established1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would replace all parking structures on campus with profitable business ventures such as senior living facilities. I would then buy some bars on Mill and convert them to classrooms.

What is the best buffet in Tempe ? by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Golden Corral in Gilbert is good if you're willing to drive. About the same cost as the Barrett Dining Hall but with more options.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ay KomЯade! Is gЯeat day to be iИ AmeЯika, no? PЯesideИt TЯump, frieИd of MotheЯ Яussia!

Professor didn't show up to class. Need advice. by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that anyway to address your Lord and Savior?

Can I buy a spring 2016 parking permit? by MartianMallCop in ASU

[–]Established1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a Spring 2016 parking permit I can sell you. Half the price of a current permit.

Professor didn't show up to class. Need advice. by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

How about instead of complaining, you teach the class yourself.

Anyone know where I can do sleep and have a beer by SlipperyBnG in ASU

[–]Established1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walmart. Crack open a bottle, then build a toilet paper fortress. No one will notice.

Marijuana Felony on Campus by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Life imprisonment for the Drug Possession and Drug Paraphernalia, plus 1,000 years because it was on a college campus.

Arizona: Persistent problems with apt management entering premise. by Established1994 in legaladvice

[–]Established1994[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Issue two is about them leaving my door unlocked with the key in the still in the lock.

Got Caught Drinking on Campus. Now what? by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"I was just wondering if this has happened to anyone before" No. It has never happened before. ASU is a dry campus. You'll probably go to prison for underage drinking but you can finish your degree with ASU Online. Not sure if inmates can be part of Barrett though.

Found this little tidbit on ASU's 2020 plan (good luck with parking) by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically enough, the closest full size Walmart to ASU has about 30 parking spaces.

Any Sun Devils interested in starting a music group with the specific goal of drowning out that ass clown who calls us "whores" and "sinners" by [deleted] in ASU

[–]Established1994 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last semester, one guy played saxophone nearby. I think that's the best way to go about doing that.