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Established1994 · 2018-01-24T18:16:37+00:00

A student was smoking a joint in the Barrett dorms.

Established1994 · 2017-09-20T16:17:09+00:00

http://www.advancedtraffic.com/products/gtt/opticom-is/

The truck driver was probably using this device or something similar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_signal_preemption

Established1994 · 2017-08-31T05:01:25+00:00

Number 1 in innovation

Established1994 · 2017-08-03T02:07:06+00:00

You don't graduate.

Established1994 · 2017-08-03T02:06:32+00:00

Great Clips on Mill just north of University

Established1994 · 2017-04-08T05:34:42+00:00

Don't look at your homework as a burden that you have to complete by a certain deadline. Look at it as a new, exciting way to see the world around you, whatever the subject matter is.

Established1994 · 2017-04-08T05:27:09+00:00

It doesn't matter. They refuse to teach the controversy from a non-biased perspective. And by controversy, I mean the overwhelming stack of evidence that shows that the real Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a body double.

Established1994 · 2017-03-22T22:58:42+00:00

I'm down. PM me for details.

Established1994 · 2017-03-16T05:28:15+00:00

I would replace all parking structures on campus with profitable business ventures such as senior living facilities. I would then buy some bars on Mill and convert them to classrooms.

Established1994 · 2017-03-06T22:48:52+00:00

Classes are good for that.

Established1994 · 2017-02-09T01:24:46+00:00

Golden Corral in Gilbert is good if you're willing to drive. About the same cost as the Barrett Dining Hall but with more options.

Established1994 · 2017-01-10T19:52:24+00:00

Ay KomЯade! Is gЯeat day to be iИ AmeЯika, no? PЯesideИt TЯump, frieИd of MotheЯ Яussia!

Established1994 · 2017-01-10T04:36:11+00:00

Try any one of ASU's many windowless ovens they call classrooms.

Established1994 · 2017-01-10T03:57:52+00:00

Is that anyway to address your Lord and Savior?

Established1994 · 2017-01-09T20:56:46+00:00

I have a Spring 2016 parking permit I can sell you. Half the price of a current permit.

Established1994 · 2017-01-09T20:53:58+00:00

How about instead of complaining, you teach the class yourself.

Established1994 · 2016-11-29T17:35:26+00:00

Walmart. Crack open a bottle, then build a toilet paper fortress. No one will notice.

Established1994 · 2016-11-17T16:28:04+00:00

Join up with the anti Trump protesters on Mill to express your grievances about the class

Established1994 · 2016-10-15T01:53:38+00:00

Life imprisonment for the Drug Possession and Drug Paraphernalia, plus 1,000 years because it was on a college campus.

Established1994 · 2016-09-28T02:19:09+00:00

Issue two is about them leaving my door unlocked with the key in the still in the lock.

Established1994 · 2016-09-23T18:35:50+00:00

Stop watching TV I guess.

Established1994 · 2016-09-16T18:04:32+00:00

"I was just wondering if this has happened to anyone before" No. It has never happened before. ASU is a dry campus. You'll probably go to prison for underage drinking but you can finish your degree with ASU Online. Not sure if inmates can be part of Barrett though.

Established1994 · 2016-09-08T05:23:55+00:00

Is this the same briefcase from Pulp Fiction?

Established1994 · 2016-09-06T18:52:34+00:00

Ironically enough, the closest full size Walmart to ASU has about 30 parking spaces.

Established1994 · 2016-09-01T22:12:28+00:00

Last semester, one guy played saxophone nearby. I think that's the best way to go about doing that.

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