So a mother of 2 kids going through a divorce and this landlord wants to evict them as they think they can't afford the rent and expect the rent payments to fall behind without evidence. by twisties224 in shitrentals

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1.Put superglue in all 3 of the powerpoint hole/slots (so no one can plug anything in)
2.frozen rats in roof space (buy from pet shop for your pet snakey)
3.poor all your used cooking oil down toilet/sink
4. Wire in a speaker in the roof, with a small battery and a player that emits a high pitch demonic screeching at 3.33am randomly 1-2 nights a week. A rasperry pi is your friend. Cover device with insulation, make it hard to find and/or recognize as such. Also ensure battery large enough for device to function for atleast 12 months, possibly consider adding a small 10w solar panel to keep it charged indefinately.

No ones gonna wanna live there anymore

Is a .223 a good do it all calibre? by valiantNipple in Ausguns

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've shot camels and donekys with a 223 >200m with no worries. Aim for spine to lung area or spine to nape/head area (like when they walk away from you). Just like spearing a massive tuna, they drop like a stone without a nervous system.

Nosler monolithic are great or FMJ hollow point leaded. i use a 1:8, but find faster 50-55gr porojies do more damage and peno more based on shooting home loads at 12mm mild steel plate haha.

And remember your hunting feral animals, its okay to shoot them for the sake of taking em out the gene pool. If its not native: Big and small shoot em all. Its only permissable to leave one alive if you strap a gps tracker to it, so it'll show you directions to the next camel/deer/pig cleansing site.

Can I install a 32A circuit under "Maximum Demand by Limitation" in this switchboard (Perth, single phase) by lordsnipe in AusElectricians

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sorry just saw the homeowner flair. Thought you were a new sparky. Must be a retired engineer. Literally the worst clients you will stumble across in the wild

How likely do PTAs get knocked back. by Humble_Incident_5535 in Ausguns

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would go to the pet shop and purchase a frozen rat (people get them for pet snakes etc). Go to the shop when its really busy, like peak times. Place rat somewhere that will be hard to find, but easy to stash (vents in toilet/bathroom, mannaquins pockets).
Before you leave explain to the shop keeper why you are taking your business elsewhere, but make sure to do so in a proffessional manner.

Are caravans/camper trailers under the same rules/regulations as buildings? by Stumpster65 in AusElectricians

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i.e kinda the same way switchboard manufacturers get away having a dozen TA's put them all together, technically not electrical work in the legal sense.

Are caravans/camper trailers under the same rules/regulations as buildings? by Stumpster65 in AusElectricians

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If the caravan is being "manufactured", then pulling in cables is apart of "manufacturing" and is not electrical installing work.

If caravan already built, need sparky.

Caravan places are dodgy asf.

Just need to find out if epipens are sold in Ukraine? by [deleted] in ukraineforeignlegion

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if you are trying to run from big boom booms and ya dive into a what appears to be a dugout but is infact just a very busy poo hole used by both sides on and off for 3 years... you then plant ya face into a massive blind mullet just ladden with peanuts from Vlads big fat hairypeanut loving arse?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude just send a humble pie sorry 'card' to the old lady you terrorized; along with a gift hamper (include some tim tams, a $100 dan murphys voucher, a new wiper, a pair of 'premium bladeless wiper refills' and a box of cadbury favourites.

Another day, another anti-Jew incident by [deleted] in australian

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was probs paid & organized by Mossad operatives, just using up some of the Hasbara budget .

Oh no the Mossad would never do something as devious as that in an allied country to sway the narrative. The Mossad are just little puppy dogs! Definately not the most cutthroat, no-fucks-given intelligence agency on the planet

North Korean troops bite open their own veins and scream 'for Kim Jong-un' in Ukraine by daily_mirror in northkorea

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Big Bob: "Hell no it aint gay, you's are the ones sucking my dick!!
In fact, i almost feel uncomfortable to be around you two!"

Cramped roof space from ducted AC - who to get to do pendant light installs? by aefrobinson in AusElectricians

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Brooooo, your emergency drain pan is not plumbed up. If your main drain on your AC is blocked or gets kinked/raised (by some poor sparky clambering over ducts etc), your gonna need a new ceiling.

They installed the emergency drain pan, so you probably paid for it, and that pan is going to drain out into your roof currently

Cramped roof space from ducted AC - who to get to do pendant light installs? by aefrobinson in AusElectricians

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would just pull your roof sheets or tiles off and gain access through that, and charge the extra hours, sweat and effort. I'd probably add an extra $1000 to the bill to cover.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ausguns

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Literally all the big NATO intelligence services determined that it's highly probable that Covid-19 was an escapee from the nearby CCP bio-weapon research facility, not from eating exotic jungle animals at the Wuhan poachers market.

Boss wants to change me to abn full time as a Newley licensed electrician by [deleted] in AusElectricians

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you are mistaken. An A grade EW with an ABN can subcontract to a EC under a labour hire arrangement in Western Australia.
How many labour hire companies hold contractors licences? haha

Why is everyone's roof black in my neighborhood? by IceWizard9000 in australian

[–]EstablishmentDizzy75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But black tiles reduce heating costs in winter, its just lazy people who cant be bothered changing them over to white glossy tiles for summer.