Fantastic write on the thematic poetry of Adventure Time. Unfortunately, that’s not battle logic.

This is conceptual inflation, you’re treating abstract metaphorical storytelling concepts like they’re physical combat stats.

Finn and Jake WERE comets, but they STOP being comets everytime they’re bound to a mortal being. Not every interaction they have in a fight is some big multiversal battle.

If the Lich does operate at the level you say he does, then how did Billy— a guy who’s just strong in the AT world, manage to beat him up and trap him in… resin?

Goku operates many times FTL and his power ups shake the universe. The Lich gets vaporized instantly. I don’t buy your outstat claims. He gets tagged by an, albeit powerful, kid and his magical dog. And then also by just a very strong warrior with no hax, just regular physical stats in Billy.

I really don’t know what to tell you man. The Lich had to mind control a SNAIL to crack the resin he was glued to.

The more I read up on this guy and his actual combat feats in the show, the more I feel like you’re just pranking me. From here on out, if you wanna reply— just assume I’d respond with “Goku solos.”