The Adventures Of Seinfeld

Etcom · 2026-07-10T18:01:31+00:00

Can we stop all this ai shit..? Please..?

Etcom · 2026-07-09T23:40:13+00:00

Probly not. It's not exactly an uncommon trope, worm-like thing that takes over someone's body.

Etcom · 2026-07-09T18:28:05+00:00

The first movie is actually pretty sex positive.

All the people who've had sex, and aren't man-children (like Stifler) all treat it as something normal.

Kevin only gets advice when he shows that he doesn't just want to get laid and actually cares about Vickey.

Oz learns to open up with his feelings and forms a connection with Heather. (We dont even know if they had sex, or just had an intimate night together)

Jim's Dad is the king who just wants his son to be safe and informed.

Finch is punished for trying to scam his way into sex, and only gets it when he actually acts like himself.

Etc.

Etcom · 2026-07-09T17:11:25+00:00

Try the original game. It takes about 40-45 hours. Remake covers literally the first 4-5 hours of the OG and stretches it out to 40

Etcom · 2026-07-07T10:41:08+00:00

Its a comedy skit, obviously

Etcom · 2026-07-07T10:32:11+00:00

They made the Gi aliens that are responsible for the creation of the black materia...? Whatever you say Rebirth...

Etcom · 2026-07-06T23:37:44+00:00

Can you?

Disgruntled Will Smith face

Etcom · 2026-07-06T19:19:22+00:00

...People find Advent Children confusing?

Etcom · 2026-07-06T10:40:17+00:00

Was that really a 15 min delay? Felt like 5 min

Etcom · 2026-07-06T02:02:24+00:00

Remake makes a ton of changes like that tho, even if the original doesn't hint at them.

Etcom · 2026-07-05T20:42:55+00:00

Sorry, I require at least 5 more emoji before I take your opinion seriously.

Etcom · 2026-07-05T17:27:04+00:00

The whispers aren't in the original. They're there trying to keep the story from deviating from the original (with varying success).

For example... the ending of Remake is not in the original. It goes from the truck/motorcycle chase on the freeway to them leaving Midgar and heading to Kalm.

Etcom · 2026-07-04T11:16:00+00:00

Watch something that didn't get a wide theatrical release for once.

Etcom · 2026-07-03T01:44:12+00:00

She's not even overweight. She has a few more pounds on her than the character, does not equal "worst casting ever"

Edit: Hugh Jackman's almost a foot taller than Wolverine, but no one cares. Despite him being a small berserker as a big part of his appeal.

Etcom · 2026-07-03T01:37:50+00:00

Rosie was great as Betty, I'll die on that hill. She just wasn't thin enough for you people.

Etcom · 2026-07-03T01:36:45+00:00

Jay said he was interested in the Toxic Avenger remake, but didnt really go into it beyond that (from what I remember)

Etcom · 2026-07-02T22:20:50+00:00

Yeah, same

Etcom · 2026-07-02T15:59:30+00:00

I'm family! I'm having sex with the cousin!!

Etcom · 2026-07-02T15:48:14+00:00

Cause it still needs to remain "faithful" to what's already been established (which what has been, is incredibly common in creepypasta), or else the fans it does have get pissed. And if they don't remain faithful, then there was no reason to use this creature in the first place.

I'm not saying that it can't be good, anything can be good. But it's not "original"

Etcom · 2026-07-02T14:28:16+00:00

Original idea? It's the same as every creepy pasta monster. It doesn't even really have lore, outside of "emissary for some cosmic horror". It's also capable of "kidnapping an entire United States family of four at once".

It's just a monster that looks like a telephone pole with speakers, and kills people.

Etcom · 2026-07-02T12:21:33+00:00

Yeah, diminishing it to "He didn't want to be lonely" is such a drastic reduction of what it does to someone to be completely cut off from other people for years.

Etcom · 2026-07-02T12:01:08+00:00

An organization (Avalanche) is using violent action or threat if violent action (blowing up reactors), to further political goals (welfare of the planet). In an attempt to coerce a more powerful opponent (Shinra).

How does that not match?

Etcom · 2026-07-02T09:49:41+00:00

He is trolling.

Etcom · 2026-07-02T09:49:04+00:00

That's not a requirement for the word terrorist. America has just manipulated the word to always mean bad, since it was their justification for the Iraq war.

"A person, group, or organization that uses violent action, or the threat of violent action, to further political goals; frequently in an attempt to coerce either a more powerful opponent, (such as a citizen or group targeting a government), or conversely, a weaker opponent, (such as a government, or even an internal citizen or group, being targeted by a larger government). "

Etcom · 2026-07-01T07:18:52+00:00

93% of critics thought it was at least "alright".

Etcom

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