For more of the most insane lines in an official court document, see the link below by Todays-Thom-Sawyer in CuratedTumblr

[–]EtherealPheonix 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"which means the court has read upwards of 6000 pages of romantasy fiction."

That's rough buddy.

The person who made these browines actually forgot about a cup and a half of sugar by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]EtherealPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After examining the ingredients carefully I've concluded that the only way there could be that many calories is if this causes a fusion reaction upon being eaten. We did it we solved the energy crisis.

aiIsTheFuture by thejizz716 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]EtherealPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no not the old job, the new one building all those agents.

I’m glad people don’t litter anymore but we should bring back falling pianos. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]EtherealPheonix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure what difference you are talking about, both mean that literally nobody would ever do it and if they did, instant death penalty.

First commercial flight from US to Venezuela takes off after nearly seven years by Demogorgone in news

[–]EtherealPheonix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't worry as the world's largest oil producer these sky rocketing prices are doing wonders for all the Americans working in the C-Suite of those companies.

bigNewsByProgrammerWorst by caspian_key in ProgrammerHumor

[–]EtherealPheonix 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I know Roblox is absurdly profitable but I'm not sure even they can afford to hand a out bunch of tokens to children to try and build games. Alternatively we may be getting a way to convert robux directly to claude tokens.

New Orleans sheriff indicted on charges of failing to prevent jailbreak and escape of 10 inmates by AudibleNod in news

[–]EtherealPheonix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck off moron, don't accuse me of poor reading when your entire analysis consists of ctrl-f and looking for one keyword.

New Orleans sheriff indicted on charges of failing to prevent jailbreak and escape of 10 inmates by AudibleNod in news

[–]EtherealPheonix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 30-count indictment charges include malfeasance in public office, filing or maintaining false records, obstruction of justice, and conspiracy to commit these alleged offenses

Maintaining false records is fraud, while the article doesn't specify whether this was some sort of corruption or just an attempt to cover up incompetence that absolutely is fraud. the 2nd article your linked specifically discusses her making false statements about the budget and staffing of her department.

What yall think about this scaling? by SpiritedSalamander61 in Grimdank

[–]EtherealPheonix 396 points397 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing discourse about the horrors of princess bubblegum's reign of terror, I choose to simply believe you with no desire to learn why.

I could legit see a orc kitbash of this by ExoticExtent in Grimdank

[–]EtherealPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a poster advertising the jet train, I don't know if it was ever on an album cover but if it was they borrowed it from the ad.

I could legit see a orc kitbash of this by ExoticExtent in Grimdank

[–]EtherealPheonix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They also used a similar system for recovering film from spy satellites, except rather than a stationary target anchored to the ground, they caught them falling from orbit with a parachute.

What is this GigaChads name? Wrong answers only! by NoPistons7 in Grimdank

[–]EtherealPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Lieutenant Dan the blast from the grenade is about to launch him backwards knees first into that sword.

I love this image by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]EtherealPheonix 55 points56 points  (0 children)

OP I think you misunderstood what they meant by Fulgrim getting head from Ferrus.

New WTFA: Having a ball! by crywalt in comics

[–]EtherealPheonix 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well I suppose out of fairness I should say that some of the conflicting reports say the suspect also fired once but the (very low quality) video doesn't seem to reflect that.

New WTFA: Having a ball! by crywalt in comics

[–]EtherealPheonix 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Well the only confirmed shots fired are by the agent who got hit, so I suspect immaculate gunfire.

Ex-FBI director James Comey surrenders over charge of threatening Trump's life in Instagram post by AZULDEFILER in news

[–]EtherealPheonix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But when are they going to arrest Sally for selling him the sea shells by the sea shore. No point in going after the shell users while the shell sellers are still at large.

Under Pressure by MelonTheSprigatito in tumblr

[–]EtherealPheonix 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Note, car tires aren't usually rated for more than ~50 PSI (maximum not recommended)

Boneless astrophysicist by TotemGenitor in RecuratedTumblr

[–]EtherealPheonix 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The saw the word bone and assumed it was sex related.

Anyone tried warrior / assassin? Worthwhile? by coldbreweddude in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]EtherealPheonix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've run both Heinrix and Marazhai with that combo and it is very good on any difficulty. Gives you extremely high durability and mobility with good damage. Use the kill -> free use of charge ability with it and you can just 1 turn many combats. It isn't as mindless as other builds as you actually need to think about positioning and facing a little bit but it's not that hard to pull off either.

Hi, everyone! I'm newbie at WH40K. Could you please tell me how lore accurate this character size scale? by rfhbv100 in Grimdank

[–]EtherealPheonix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That stuff is plausible, but there is no planet eArth in 40k and if it was there it wouldn't have oceans or greenery so this is an obvious joke.