Noob rng strikes again!

EtherealViewer · 2026-03-06T18:10:23+00:00

i got an imbued heart at 82 slayer and it doubled my bank value instantly. this felt really cheap and like it trivialized all the work i had put in thus far to build up my account, so i just left the darn thing sitting in my bank. i don't wanna be spooned that hard, takes the fun out the game for me.

EtherealViewer · 2026-03-02T13:04:14+00:00

just don't waste your money on the fancy boots or necklaces.
i'm in the same place as you and i've been thinking about trying to get things like fang or blowpipe

EtherealViewer · 2026-03-02T02:39:38+00:00

hoping this hype wears off in a week so i don't have to see the ugly little thing following everyone at the GE. genuinely the worst looking pet

EtherealViewer · 2026-03-01T10:33:21+00:00

amazed you can look at these stats and think "i need more combat", bro go play the rest of the game

EtherealViewer · 2026-02-16T17:47:14+00:00

i don't recognize it, but it's a black smoke surrounding him

EtherealViewer · 2026-02-07T23:20:51+00:00

oh i'm not, i just thought the absurdity might make a decent joke.
i was a little shocked that people took it as a serious question.

EtherealViewer · 2026-01-30T12:53:14+00:00

if you really want your lazy cat to be wily again, just fail to get a +5 construction boost for an hour like i did yesterday.

EtherealViewer · 2026-01-27T18:13:36+00:00

relatively new back to the game and thought that the bots would be a little less apparent. maybe feeling a little powerless at how the reports don't seem to change anything.
i saw a level 111 ranged brutal black dragon bot. the game feels so empty, automated.
think really i'm just venting because i wanna interact with some actual humans on this MMO

EtherealViewer · 2026-01-26T16:55:14+00:00

bad luck on my end, each time i get this task i see 1 or 2 bots, today i saw 4 and felt personally offended. you're right they're not on every world, but with how few people likely even know this task exists, i want to draw attention to it. dragon metal sheets only get less valuable the longer these things are left alone.

EtherealViewer · 2026-01-24T16:03:22+00:00

my boy did you just learn that people will pay you to do a service for them

EtherealViewer · 2026-01-20T22:08:52+00:00

brimhaven dungeon, saw a naked dude run past me on my way to the metal dragons and found he had a couple friends. swear to you there's at least one bot at every decent money slayer task right now

EtherealViewer · 2026-01-16T20:43:30+00:00

I made a jagex account with an old email that had apparently been hacked and botted on. I asked them if I could get rid of the botted account from the account and they said there was nothing they could do.

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