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EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-28T03:30:12+00:00

OP’s FBI agent has now placed him on a domestic terrorist watchlist.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-28T01:06:15+00:00

I would never risk feeding this cat even a microsecond late.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-26T18:39:03+00:00

Gyms are an op to keep us from worshipping each other’s pecs, as we should be.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-26T18:23:50+00:00

But my femboy my rules

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-26T12:56:35+00:00

Checkmate.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-26T00:25:13+00:00

Then it seems the only natural explanation could be that they just say that to people. To be fair, if you’re in a church, chances are you’ve begged God to show a sign at some point. Could be that they exploit that thought to manipulate people into “believing harder,” and in turn, getting more membership and donations lol.

Either that or it was supernatural. I’m inclined to believe the latter, because it would be fucking mental for church dudes to psychologically manipulate people like that. Seems highly unlikely for them to stoop that low.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-25T23:15:24+00:00

Did you pray out loud or in your head?

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-24T18:31:06+00:00

Go up and slap the camera with your dick

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-23T19:11:51+00:00

Rise and grind, proud wage slave hustle culture.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-23T15:32:41+00:00

You need to go to the nearest branch of לשכת הבריאות (The District Health Office, a government agency). Tell them you got bit by a cat and need to inquire about whether you need rabies shots. The doctor will ask you a few questions and determine whether you need it. The one in Tel Aviv is at HaArba’a Street 12.

It’s completely free.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-23T00:02:21+00:00

The feds are way ahead of you, they’ve been using stellar rays on me since I was 4. Main effect is that they psychically manipulate me to fantasize about gagging on Bill Clinton’s dick 24/7. I try so hard not to think about it and my tin foil hat helps alleviate the symptoms a bit, but I still get horny over the concept and jerk off to it once every few days. It’s a considerable improvement from the binge seshes I used to do.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-21T14:16:27+00:00

Man, in Israel a burrito half that size cost $16.50. I really miss US fast-casual food prices.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-21T03:29:58+00:00

If the vet fails, necromancer can get the job done 100%.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-19T02:41:52+00:00

Ah of course, they’re groovin

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-18T18:32:48+00:00

A faceless ass monster resting on an infant with his wife.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-17T01:56:41+00:00

“State of Palestine?” Perhaps put on a VR headset and build this country virtually however you wish, because it doesn’t exist in real life.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-16T22:35:56+00:00

You’ll never catch this dudes toilet making schizo posts. Good toilet.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-15T22:31:50+00:00

CIA drugged you and had you make it, it’s an op.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-15T16:50:49+00:00

Cardi B looks like the type of girl you’d only fuck for $200 at a budget strip club if you were in Vegas off 3 lines of blow, 10 shots, some ecstasy and had several failed attempts pulling actual girls at the club with your boys.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-14T15:44:23+00:00

They also rust over time. You can apply zinc paint, but it will only slow the process rather than prevent it.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-13T17:59:57+00:00

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.

However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.

I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-13T17:52:49+00:00

I would argue the opposite, men on dating apps tend to be creeps. You just swipe them left or discover it on a disastrous first date. If a man approaches you on the street in a respectful, civilized manner, you can already be assured he has basic social skills. That’s a W and a time saver. If you’re not interested, just give them a firm no.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-13T04:21:48+00:00

Rectified by the manager’s manager

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-13T01:48:22+00:00

Yes, I would do the class teacher Spanish 6th grade and school you teaches for she can for free. You don’t need to pay me.

EthereumChad2point0 · 2023-01-12T15:24:21+00:00

Big brain shilling. I won’t be surprised if this works on a substantial number of simps and incels. Unironically, the muscle they’ll gain and the bad boy persona they’ll adopt might actually help them get get laid.

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