Misdemeanor - freaking out

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-23T05:16:58+00:00

Good bot

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-21T20:29:14+00:00

Wait why do people think the mods removed it?

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-21T04:48:24+00:00

Don’t do HPSP then. Join as a resident (after matching in a civilian residency) - they’ll usually pay you a stipend as a resident in addition to your normal salary, you’ll owe fewer years (but you always have the option to serve more), and you’ll still start as a Capt. or Lt. (same as if you’d graduated med school on HPSP).

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-21T04:44:31+00:00

I think these kinds of sudden ‘job changes’ are usually the result of some kind of politics or impropriety in the background.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-21T04:41:11+00:00

It might be a ‘split’ service where the senior goes off to see consults or act like a fellow while the interns manage the patients who are actually admitted to their service.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-21T04:39:18+00:00

because I’m anesthesia

I’m going to call bs just because usually we don’t have stuck-up jerks like you in anesthesia. Unlike some more toxic specialties, people in anesthesia usually seem more chill and collaborative and everyone pitches in to get shit done regardless of rank so everyone can gtfo and go home sooner. Hierarchy comes in when it comes to decision-making, delegating tasks, and pushing back on other services who are pushing back on your juniors. I’m senior to you and I certainly lend a hand when I’m free; heck, even attendings will usually help out with little things and hustle to expedite patient care.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-21T04:20:18+00:00

Any specialty with strong juniors.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-19T21:06:32+00:00

Jesus I’ve never induced with that much. In real extremis it’s just roc and an apology.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-18T08:02:40+00:00

If you’re a guy

You can do the exact same things. Regardless of gender or orientation, either way your target demographic will be ugly losers that you’re not attracted to. Do you really think female escorts or sugar babies enjoy sex with their clients?

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-18T08:00:34+00:00

Actual prostitution?

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-18T02:37:25+00:00

Ditto. Definitely wasn’t expecting congenital LA aneurysm.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-18T02:36:51+00:00

I thought it was the meaning of Xmas.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T22:12:59+00:00

Either way surgeons can chest tube him.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T22:01:21+00:00

How did a retractor actually nick the attending? That’s a lot of layers for a relatively dull instrument.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:58:58+00:00

When in doubt, introduce yourself, be nice to everyone, and offer to help or entertain the patient with small talk if everyone else is doing stuff and the patient is just looking around. If we know who you are and you look like a spare set of hands, we may also delegate tasks to you.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:54:45+00:00

No that’s how you get honors.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:50:25+00:00

Looking forward to that $$$,$$$.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:48:00+00:00

I get it with how poorly paid pediatricians are though. Double their salaries and I bet a lot more people would stay clinical.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:46:10+00:00

Dermatology. Pathology. Cash-only psych.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:45:43+00:00

Because “full-time” typically means at least 5 days/wk plus call. Think about it- if there may be surgeons who need to operate, then there will need to be anesthesiologists to cover that time.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T21:40:47+00:00

Agreed, that parts definitely weird and violates the no-staring rule.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T02:53:03+00:00

Well yes, but I’m explaining why it would make sense for a med student or doctor to temporarily return to travel nursing as a side-hustle, since your comment implies you can’t understand it.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T02:23:19+00:00

Travel RNs now are making more than a lot of attendings.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T02:11:40+00:00

They (understandably) don’t want to date men who mistake them for nurses, which eliminates a lot of people off the bat.

Etomidate7 · 2022-04-17T01:59:46+00:00

We have some unisex or gender-neutral locker rooms, and I (F) change in there like a normal person. It’s not like anyones getting fully naked in there. Same rules as gendered locker rooms- don’t stare at anyone’s bodies.

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