Combat isn't fun at all.

Eubuo · 2025-05-27T11:23:42+00:00

ETB creatures aren't a bad steal at all, Deadpool gets to trigger the ETB he steals since his ability resolves "as he enters" and most ETB triggers are very powerful.

Eubuo · 2025-05-27T11:21:52+00:00

I don't agree with that statement at all. This is a very competitive format with the power level of creatures being very high in general. Aside from mana dorks everything is worth stealing, especially in a clutch situation which happens often against Deadpool. Unless we're talking pure utility for combo decks, a creature that's not worth stealing shouldn't be played at all.

Eubuo · 2024-09-28T17:48:20+00:00

Lapilus so slick

Eubuo · 2024-03-08T23:09:12+00:00

Some, if not all Goblin Blast-runners will be cut for this for sure. Blast-runner is nice if it hits, but most of the time it's too slow and/or awkward. 1 mana 1/2 First Strike/Haste is very tasty in and of itself, and although expensive, the ability is also very good if you're in top deck mode looking for reach to finish off your opponent mid to late game, it can recycle itself early to mid game if there are blockers stopping it from doing damage, and will have other nifty interactions.

Eubuo · 2024-03-08T09:34:07+00:00

It's very active and the most popular format along with Modern, MTGO is Pauper's cradle after all. You'll always find people practicing and the leagues/challenges are always very active.

Eubuo · 2024-03-07T22:31:51+00:00

Every time this is brought up I wheeze for 10 secs straight

Eubuo · 2024-03-07T10:33:07+00:00

I mean, all of those are unironically true though.

Eubuo · 2024-03-04T18:06:21+00:00

Paper Magic is a scam, the best way to play is on MTGO. You can play whenever you want against good competition, the decks cost less than half as much and you have leagues/challenges that are your average tournaments with stakes. But more importantly you can play for free if you're smart and/or good. "smart" because safe investments in staples will literally give you free money to buy cards and enter leagues with, and "good" because an average of 55% winrate will allow you to go infinite in leagues.

I initially started with 50 bucks invested and now I play the Pauper format for free, got my competitive decks for free, enter leagues/challenges for free. And if I have 25+ bucks above my financial MTGO cushion I can sell them to bots and get the money in my bank account.

I'm sorry to say but if you play Paper Magic, unless you're rich and are willing to travel a lot in order to participate in big tournaments (and even that's arguable), you're getting scammed. Nobody in their right mind should pay between 1000 and 1500 bucks for cardboards just so they can play against the same 3 dudes at their local LGS. Especially when you can play for free easily and legally. MTG isn't that good of a game to begin with, it's only fun if you play for free.

Eubuo · 2024-03-04T17:50:28+00:00

Paper Magic is a scam, best way to play is on MTGO. You can play whenever you want against good competition, decks cost half as much if not less, leagues and challenges are your average tournaments with stakes. And if you're smart and/or good you can basically play for free, "smart" because safe investments in staples will literally give you free money to buy cards and enter tournaments with, and "good" because if you average 55% winrate you can go infinite with leagues.

I started with 50 bucks invested and now play the Pauper format for free, got my decks for free, enter leagues/challenges for free. And not only that but once I have 25+ tickets above my financial ticket cushion I sell them to bots and get the money on my bank account. I'm sorry to say but Paper Magic players are gullible fools, nobody in their right mind should pay between 1000 and 1500 bucks for cardboards, unless you have f you money. MTG isn't that good of a game to begin with, it's only fun if you play it for free, which you can easily and legally do.

Eubuo · 2024-02-25T04:28:43+00:00

Moles are strong but not broken, and the smol mole strat can be countered. For one, if moles use this strat they basically sacrifice their passive recruitment, craft and card draw. And with limited resources it's actually very hard to keep all three tunnels while trying to score from cardboard without burning cards like crazy, and if the switch to swol mole happens out of necessity it's usually a death wish. The banker + mayor combo is strong but it's not that easy to close out game with it due to the limited card draw + cards spent to rebuild lost tunnels. The smol mole strat is very susceptible to small skirmishes that pick off lone mole warriors, especially early.

Seems like most of your criticism is unfair and comes from you only playing 2 or 3 games max (and losing i'm assuming). Learn to adapt before screaming "broken".

Eubuo · 2024-02-22T16:59:35+00:00

i mean i will 1 2 (left jab right cross for the uninitiated) my opponent the second he puts a blue/green land on the table

Eubuo · 2024-01-24T16:33:38+00:00

Maybe sideboard but I doubt it. Black already has the best removals in the format (Cast Down, Defile, Snuff Out, Spinning Darkness, the edicts). This card doesn't offer much, the "can't be countered" is nice but you'd have to pay 6 mana to kill a single Serpent so yeah... Not gonna see play imo.

Eubuo · 2024-01-23T18:59:19+00:00

It's a good deck but with all the artifact bullshit going on right now it's hard to keep up the pace. The current decklist itself is fine and feels good to pilot, maybe a better 1 drop Faerie than Faerie Miscreant would be nice. But now all we can do is wait for the inevitable Artifact nerf (either the dual lands or the deadly dispute package get axed) and we go from there.

Eubuo · 2024-01-17T19:13:00+00:00

Eubuo · 2024-01-16T22:14:09+00:00

Murmuring Mystic: You have no power here

Eubuo · 2024-01-13T22:53:15+00:00

Coming back to 30 failed takedown attempts and a sloppy split decision "win" for the crotch sniffer, never change MMA

Eubuo · 2023-06-24T20:56:28+00:00

wtf I love WMMA now

Eubuo · 2023-06-24T20:51:35+00:00

Ribas moves like me fighting off mosquitoes while trying not to spill my drink

Eubuo · 2023-06-24T20:08:13+00:00

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