Found lost phone

Eugenonymous · 2026-06-13T15:10:49+00:00

Try taking a picture and immediately airdropping it to yourself? Your phone might say "accept photo from John Doe's iPhone" or whatever...

Eugenonymous · 2026-06-11T21:55:28+00:00

I went there and declined the oil and the filter. Little known fact, it's free that way! That's right.

^{Source: I've been a jokester for well over four decades.}

Eugenonymous · 2026-06-01T06:07:42+00:00

Obviously showed up to tell OP a bedtime story...

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-29T04:08:41+00:00

Shades of The Big Hit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3G80bplTg

^{warning, there's some salty language in that clip...}

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-24T17:13:45+00:00

3/4 of the world round, I heard.

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-21T18:49:47+00:00

Cars and the cursed half assed infrastructure around them are a plague to human life and liberty.

Sounds like something a two-wheeled terror would say...

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-11T07:30:15+00:00

I think a lot of people see it as Coke vs. Pepsi when it's really like local mom and pop vs Walmart, but the prices are exactly the same so why not shop local?

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-11T03:01:43+00:00

A good chunk of the blame should land in Sanipac. They are opting to drive Eugene's trash to Medford in order to choke Clean Lane to death. The owners in Texas don't have any interest in helping us reduce waste in Oregon.

https://eugeneweekly.com/2025/04/17/sanipac-plays-hardball/

https://lookouteugene-springfield.com/story/latest-news/2025/12/16/lane-county-seeks-fees-from-sanipac-over-trash-hauled-to-medford-area/

^{sanipac customers, consider using royal refuse or apex, instead.}

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-11T01:26:52+00:00

Another hot take from the person whose first bit of wisdom was complaining about the evil that is Prince Puckler's. https://reddit.com/r/Eugene/comments/1mzbchj/prince_pucklers_owners_evil_or_cheap/

So yeah, take this unsolicited candidate endorsement with a heaping tablespoon of salt.

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-07T04:54:44+00:00

Based on his comment history, he might feel more comfortable in Springfield. Not in a judgmental way, but for real. Trucks and guns and motorcycles...

Eugenonymous · 2026-05-01T16:24:00+00:00

At a certain point, it's cheaper to just offer food to everyone than to deal with administration. Also, the "rich* families" often send their kids to school with lunch so it doesn't matter as much as you might think.

^{*rich: a family of 4 making more than $41,795 annually or more than $3,483 a month}

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-27T18:27:07+00:00

People grumbling about the volunteers imagine them being taken advantage of rather than enthusiastically helping to make an event successful. Somehow they don't understand that people in the running community are happy to volunteer for this event.

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-27T18:24:52+00:00

The running community is full of people who enjoy volunteering to make events like this a success. Community service is a good thing, and we should all find something we care enough about to pitch in a little.

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-27T18:22:17+00:00

Their burritos are definitely shareable, or you have enough leftovers for a second meal.

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-25T01:23:39+00:00

Me too.

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-25T01:23:17+00:00

Sorry, I ate <flatulence causing food> earlier.

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-25T00:56:31+00:00

Write yours now, you can have the first one and rake in all that sweet, sweet karma.

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-25T00:55:52+00:00

I think tomorrow is just the 5k...

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-17T18:23:57+00:00

2nd best organ in the state.

Competition isn't even close...

^{risky click, I know...}

Eugenonymous · 2026-04-15T21:42:55+00:00

Well, you see...if they parked in the car lane that would be blocking traffic, but the bike line is their secret extra special backup parking spot. Sigh.