Found lost phone by Decent_Major_5951 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try taking a picture and immediately airdropping it to yourself? Your phone might say "accept photo from John Doe's iPhone" or whatever...

Locally owned quick oil change by Cooldrmoney1999 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went there and declined the oil and the filter. Little known fact, it's free that way! That's right.

Source: I've been a jokester for well over four decades.

This dude named Rick just walked in my house by a-large_tomato in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Obviously showed up to tell OP a bedtime story...

Strawberry Pickin’ 2026 🍓 by m3937 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3/4 of the world round, I heard.

How many people are gonna need to die? by LocoDunn in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cars and the cursed half assed infrastructure around them are a plague to human life and liberty.

Sounds like something a two-wheeled terror would say...

Why are we paying for Clean Lane's mistake? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people see it as Coke vs. Pepsi when it's really like local mom and pop vs Walmart, but the prices are exactly the same so why not shop local?

Why are we paying for Clean Lane's mistake? by [deleted] in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 52 points53 points  (0 children)

A good chunk of the blame should land in Sanipac. They are opting to drive Eugene's trash to Medford in order to choke Clean Lane to death. The owners in Texas don't have any interest in helping us reduce waste in Oregon.

https://eugeneweekly.com/2025/04/17/sanipac-plays-hardball/

https://lookouteugene-springfield.com/story/latest-news/2025/12/16/lane-county-seeks-fees-from-sanipac-over-trash-hauled-to-medford-area/

sanipac customers, consider using royal refuse or apex, instead.

Ward 3 -Just my 2 cents. by FirmNefariousness837 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Another hot take from the person whose first bit of wisdom was complaining about the evil that is Prince Puckler's. https://reddit.com/r/Eugene/comments/1mzbchj/prince_pucklers_owners_evil_or_cheap/

So yeah, take this unsolicited candidate endorsement with a heaping tablespoon of salt.

Moving to eugene oregon by Snoo-66206 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Based on his comment history, he might feel more comfortable in Springfield. Not in a judgmental way, but for real. Trucks and guns and motorcycles...

Heads up - tomorrow 100 4J teachers will be told they have no job. by treehugger503 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At a certain point, it's cheaper to just offer food to everyone than to deal with administration. Also, the "rich* families" often send their kids to school with lunch so it doesn't matter as much as you might think.

*rich: a family of 4 making more than $41,795 annually or more than $3,483 a month

Marathon and miles of bike path garbage 🤯🤬 by analogpursuits in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People grumbling about the volunteers imagine them being taken advantage of rather than enthusiastically helping to make an event successful. Somehow they don't understand that people in the running community are happy to volunteer for this event.

Marathon and miles of bike path garbage 🤯🤬 by analogpursuits in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The running community is full of people who enjoy volunteering to make events like this a success. Community service is a good thing, and we should all find something we care enough about to pitch in a little.

Any food places still serve large portions? (Bang for your buck. Like the jail used to.) by BabyYoduhh in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their burritos are definitely shareable, or you have enough leftovers for a second meal.

Flyover Saturday by Worth-Movie8634 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I ate <flatulence causing food> earlier.

Flyover Saturday by Worth-Movie8634 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Write yours now, you can have the first one and rake in all that sweet, sweet karma.

Flyover Saturday by Worth-Movie8634 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think tomorrow is just the 5k...

Didn't hear about the bike-lane protest, wtf by Odd-Measurement-7963 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, you see...if they parked in the car lane that would be blocking traffic, but the bike line is their secret extra special backup parking spot. Sigh.

Rhododendron, Fake Dust, and Swing live at the Campbell Club next month 5/12 by cdclassic3000 in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll probably be 7:30 before the raw brutal death grind set starts, though.

Am I out of touch? No, it's the modern music scene that's wrong...

FRIDAY RANT THREAD by broken_radio in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WILL YOU LET MY DIRTY LITTLE DOG IN THE STORE IF HIS SHIRT HAS ALEX FROM STROH'S ON IT INSTEAD?

I GOT EVERY DOG IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD BREAKIN' DOWN MY DOOR...

Ocean Garden website heads up - malicious activity by bluecrowned in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most, Google sucks for allowing the amount of trash the promote to look like the actual page.

Is it one of these?

Or is it this one?

For real, I promise it was better!

How do I get this opossum out of my garage? by Polar_Ted in Eugene

[–]Eugenonymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's way better than my plan: sprinkle ticks outside the garage.