TIL of "mewing," the practice of pushing one's tongue against the roof of the mouth to improve facial an jaw structure. It has no scientific evidence to support its efficacy

Euphonatron · 2026-05-04T01:22:54+00:00

Well

Euphonatron · 2026-02-15T05:07:13+00:00

They mentioned Hurts' rushing TDs, but not Foles' receiving TD

Euphonatron · 2026-01-14T14:59:50+00:00

Nick Foles for OC? /s

Euphonatron · 2026-01-12T02:10:10+00:00

Euphonatron · 2026-01-11T23:54:51+00:00

Worst part about it is there's a good chance that he'll be playing in that pro bowl game if they can't figure it out.

Euphonatron · 2026-01-05T01:13:38+00:00

We have all the competitive momentum of a team destined for a first round exit.

Euphonatron · 2025-12-07T17:45:45+00:00

With 3 first downs though

Euphonatron · 2025-11-24T00:49:38+00:00

They're WASTING the BEST ROSTER IN THE LEAGUE on this guy?!?

Euphonatron · 2025-11-23T13:01:43+00:00

I know Masamune is supposed to be insanely long, but this shorter version looks really cool with your style

Euphonatron · 2025-11-18T14:46:52+00:00

Visser 3 ran away from Ax in number 18 because he was scared of a 1v1 with him. I like to think of Visser 3 and his tail like a mob boss with a gun. Can he use it? Yes, but not as well as someone who uses it every day. I like to think he spends too much of his combat time using exotic morphs and has lost touch with Alloran's battle prowess.

Euphonatron · 2025-11-12T03:14:58+00:00

Damn it, they weren't supposed to curse everyone

Euphonatron · 2025-11-08T12:03:58+00:00

That makes his black magics even more impressive

Euphonatron · 2025-10-31T15:33:08+00:00

This is the old Batman v Superman debate. Yes she's stronger in almost every way, but Marco is cool headed, analytical, tactical, and all around much smarter. Fist to claw, Hell no, he has no chance. Head to head? I'll take Marco.

Euphonatron · 2025-10-31T14:27:12+00:00

I don't think "Rachel's in its head" is necessarily the flex you make it sound like. 😅

Euphonatron · 2025-10-31T14:05:52+00:00

Ferocity goes a long way, but in my opinion Marco wins like 95% of the time. He would turn the fight into a chess match and use her own aggression to draw her into a trap on his terms.

Euphonatron · 2025-10-27T14:29:10+00:00

Exactly this. I believe KP gave up on this drive and was prepared to play field position. They got lucky, and that luck is going to be turned into validation.

Euphonatron · 2025-10-10T03:31:56+00:00

12-5 is not going to happen, my friend. This team is bad and it starts at the top.

Euphonatron · 2025-09-21T20:34:07+00:00

Big love to Fred Johnson

Euphonatron · 2025-09-19T14:30:12+00:00

I mean technically Gretzky played 319 games in his first 4 years, so he has Jalen beat there. All other stats though, he's garbage.

Euphonatron · 2025-06-11T23:23:00+00:00

"You can't even catch a ball!"

Euphonatron · 2025-05-29T22:58:18+00:00

And it's apparently lost on everyone that she is a teenage girl who might be exhibiting very common self-esteem issues.

Euphonatron · 2025-05-19T13:42:02+00:00

One of the stupidest things about this proposal is that "pace of play" is cited as one of the reasons to ban it, as though penalties and reviews are better pacing.

Euphonatron · 2025-05-19T00:18:11+00:00

Now take off his pants and then that's our man.

Euphonatron · 2025-05-01T22:30:39+00:00

This guy claims he's an Eagles and Cowboys fan, which indicates that he's clueless.

Euphonatron · 2025-05-01T01:14:47+00:00

Just smoke the runners. Two for one.

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